*phan trash*

Kageyama:Hinata totally puts things like "Hinata is the best!" and "Hinata is the greatest partner!" all over his presentation whilst he isn't looking. The consequences include mass hits in the face with volleyballs.

Hinata: Literally uses all the animations on his slideshow and does the sound affects himself.

Noya: Will literally set something on fire - he just wants to watch the world burn.

Tanaka: makes a presentation on boobs

Suga: pERFECT STUDENT A*********. LITERALLY MAKES A PRESENTATION ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND A MODEL OF IT THAT INCLUDES SMOKE AND SHIT IT'S REALLY COOL IM SO PROUD OF HIM

Daichi: How to take care of children. Step 1, scream.

Yamaguchi: He gets stage fright so he literally just starts talking to Tsuki without blinking jesus christ Yams stop it

Tsukishima: "all right you stupid fucks, this is the truth about dinosaurs. The Land Before Time? ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT."

Oikawa: "haha Iwa-chan get your eyes off me and onto the presentation" talk shit get hit. Oikawa is dead now. Rip.

Iwaizumi: "oIKAWA DID YOU SERIOUSLY PUT YOUR NUDES ON THE CASE STUDY SLIDE?!" bc you're supposed to study my ass, Iwa-chan. "YOUR ASS HAS NO VALUE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Hanamaki: "and for our next meme we have.. oh shit waddup? Dat boi." cue Mattsun crying in the corner

Matsukawa: "I see that all of you really didn't want to watch this because.. you know, I'm a meme. Well, I say.. just DO IT!!111!!"

Kenma: "I really like sleeping. Here is my pillow. That is all. Bye."

Kuroo: "THIS IS REALLY STRONG ACID SO-" *spills it* "FUCK SO, FCK THE TABLE - THERE IS A HOLE IN THE TABLE"

Yaku: someone tell him to speak up I can't hear or see him

Lev: "rUSSIA HAS LOTS OF TREES WHICH MEANS U CAN BREATHE LOL SCIENCE"

Bokuto: "okay, the Owl Numbers. 1 is 1 hoot, 2 is 2 hoots, 3 is screaming on the top of your lungs until you get a nosebleed. Repeat after me - eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

Akaashi: "this is Bokuto-san's 4th mood. Make sure you have spare pyjamas and popcorn with you when this happens, otherwise you'll no longer have ears."

Ushijima: brings in some sort of cow and a bag of literal fertiliser and duMPS IT ALL OVER THE DESKS AND TRIES TO PLANT FUCKIN APPLE TREES WHILST STROKING THIS COW WHO'S CALLED DAISY IM CHYRHIGNI

They see me rollin’ They hatin’

Ok bye

me: I lo-