Fate Killer

An Alpha’s body is a factory that supplies the citizens of “Fag Nation” with all the nourishment and necessities they need to survive and thrive. Among the many products it manufactures to keep faggots fed, for instance, are spit, sweat, piss and cum, to name but a few of its best sellers. One of the most under-appreciated and underutilized products an Alpha factory makes, however, is natural gas. To ensure this precious commodity doesn’t go to waste, i’ve responded to popular demand by assembling a list of 20 ways that Alphas can use Their gas:

Sit on Your faggot’s face and instruct him to inhale deeply, then fart directly into his nose and/or mouth. Make sure he thanks You for the privilege of sniffing Your stink.

Lean in close to Your faggot’s face, as if You’re about to kiss him passionately. Then … belch in his faggot face, instead.

Order Your faggot to suck Your cock. Make sure Your cock is being deepthroated all the way to Your pubes, then rip a fart. Make sure to hold Your faggot’s head firmly in place on Your cock so he can’t escape the stink as it wafts up around him while he’s gagging on Your cock.

If You need service and find that Your faggot is sleeping, wake him up with a belch or fart to the face; that’s what bitches deserve for sleeping when You need service.

After a meal, burp in Your faggot’s face and make him guess what You ate. If he guesses correctly, reward him; if he guesses incorrectly, punish him.

If You have company over, instruct Your faggot to crawl over to Your ass whenever You give him the appropriate hand signal. When You fart, he is to “swallow” it by sucking it from your ass as if he were trying to drink a thick milkshake through a straw. This will minimize the stink for Your guests. Because after all, You’re a good host.

Burp and/or fart into a jar and seal it. Put a label on it — “Sir’s Scent,” for example, or “Fag Punishment” — and display it in Your fag’s view next time he’s serving You. If he displeases You in any way, instruct him to fetch the jar and inhale its contents.

Invite Your buddies over for a gas-inducing meal. Blindfold Your faggot. Burp and/or fart in Your faggot’s face and make him guess which gas belongs to which Man. Reward him for correct guesses and punish him for incorrect ones.

Need a laugh? Make Your faggot get on his knees and have a face-to-face conversation with Your ass. When it’s Your ass’s turn to speak, fart in Your faggot’s face, then translate what Your ass said. For example, if Your faggot says “Hello, Sir’s ass,” fart and say, “My ass says ‘hey,’ faggot.” It will be hilarious and humiliating at the same time.

If You’re pissing down Your faggot’s throat, fart and/or burp as You’re doing it to reinforce the fact that Your faggot isn’t Your toilet. After all, if You were alone pissing in Your bathroom, You’d let ‘er rip, right? It shouldn’t be any different when You’re using a fag-toilet.

Strip to Your briefs. Instruct Your faggot to insert his head through one of the leg holes so that his face is trapped inside Your ass by Your underwear. You know what to do next: suffocate the bitch with some farts.

If Your faggot is enjoying a beverage with a straw, belch but don’t let it out. Instead, blow it through the straw into Your faggot’s drink.

Fart onto Your faggot’s pillow, directing Your gas into the inside of the pillow case. Wish Your faggot sweet dreams of Your stink.

Fart onto a slice of bread. Make Your faggot a sandwich. If he’s been a good boy, maybe substitute mayo for some of Your own special sauce.

Lie on Your stomach or get on Your knees and instruct Your faggot to eat Your ass. As he’s rimming You, surprise him—without warning—with a fart. If he pulls away, be sure to tell him sternly, “Keep eating, pig!”

Purchase a rim seat. Set it up in front of Your television. Instruct Your faggot to lie beneath it. Restrain his hands and feet so he can’t move. Turn on the game or whatever Netflix show You’re currently binge watching. Make Yourself a snack. Take a seat. Enjoy Your show and snack as if You’re alone in the room as Your fag eats Your ass. If You need to fart, fart. Pretend like the fag isn’t there. Exercises such as this strip him of his humanity and teach him to be an object in Your presence.

Tell Your faggot You have a secret to tell him. Lean into his ear as if You’re going to whisper something. Then, belch into his ear. Tell him something like, “That’s what I think of You. Except that isn’t a secret at all, isn’t it?”

Either at night before You go to sleep, or in the morning when You wake up, instruct Your faggot to blow You under the covers. Secure the covers tightly against the mattress, then “dutch over” the fuck out of Your faggot to remind him that You’re in control; so much so that his lungs only get oxygen at Your pleasure.

Instruct Your faggot to finger Your hole. Fart. Make him sniff and suck his finger.