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@pg-stocks-inc
Hello Dear Consumer! Welcome to Pathetic Guys Stocks Incorporated! We aim to appeal to a New Market â„¢! One that is more or less paid very little attention to! At PG Stocks Inc, we utilize our own Market â„¢ to sell the Souls â„¢* of your favorite Pathetic Guy â„¢**! So please take part in our services today!
Signed, The Producer
*Souls â„¢ are different from souls. Souls â„¢ are more like a persons image or branding
**gender neutral
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello there, Dear Consumer! May I inquire as to the positives and negatives of your Current Working Environment â„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
[Doe looks away from the papers they had to file to... whoever this is. Just kind of standing there.] "...Uh- who are you?"
I am The Producer of PG Stocks Incorporated! And you, Dear Consumer?
"...Doe. ..May I ask what PG Stocks is?"
Ah! Pathetic Guy Stock Incorporated! We utilize our own Stock Market â„¢ for our trades and sales!
[...Interesting.] "Okay... what do you need to know about my job for?" [It seems like an average survey, but they ask just in case.]
I want to make sure I can provide a Perfect Working Environment ™ for all of my Employees of the Present and Future! So I thought I’d ask Employees from many other Working Environments ™ to gather their opinions!
"...Okay. ...Where do you even want me to start? Normal critiques of this place or...?"
Oh! Well first off, what are you Biggest Problems with this place?
"The mortality rate."
I see! Is it too high or too low?
"It's too high. In fact, there shouldn't even be one but..." [They shrug. What can you even do.]
I see…so there should not be any Deaths at my Company? This is Good To Know! Do you have any other complaints of this Organization?
[They start listing things off on their fingers.]
"Well, there's... some personal biases coworkers have, as there is with everything. Make sure that whoever you put in charge isn't prone to fits of paranoia... Or neglectful of other departments..."
I see! Try to eliminate Bias, cut out Paranoia, and be mindful of all my Departments. I shall discuss this with the HR! Thank you, Dear Consumer. Now, may I Inquire as to what positives you find with your Employment?
Hello there, Dear Consumer! Might I make an inquiry of you?
@pg-stocks-inc
An inquiry? What a fancy way of saying question!
[He smiled]
[It smiles back.]
I prefer to use Corporate Language â„¢! But I suppose, yes! I have a Question for you, Dear Consumer. What do you Look For in the Characters of Medias you consume?
I dont know!
[He laughed]
I dont consume any media!
Oh my! Well then, I’d say this is even more important! I wish to Appeal to all my Consumers!
Well then, more simply, what do you look for in a Pathetic Guy â„¢, Dear Consumer?
[He hummed]
I must say, pathetic guys must have a pathetic personality! A pushover and probably incompetent!
I see! We have begun to lack slightly in that department. Too many of our latest Pathetic Guys â„¢ have been getting less and less Pathetic â„¢! I shall have to speak to my employees about this!
Do you have any other Notes for changes I should add to my Business â„¢, Dear Consumer?
How does a pathetic twink become less pathetic?! I do not have any more notes mysterious company!
I do not know! I must make some internal Inquiries. Thank you, Dear Consumer! This was extraordinary helpful!
Hello there, Dear Consumer! Might I make an inquiry of you?
@pg-stocks-inc
An inquiry? What a fancy way of saying question!
[He smiled]
[It smiles back.]
I prefer to use Corporate Language â„¢! But I suppose, yes! I have a Question for you, Dear Consumer. What do you Look For in the Characters of Medias you consume?
I dont know!
[He laughed]
I dont consume any media!
Oh my! Well then, I’d say this is even more important! I wish to Appeal to all my Consumers!
Well then, more simply, what do you look for in a Pathetic Guy â„¢, Dear Consumer?
[He hummed]
I must say, pathetic guys must have a pathetic personality! A pushover and probably incompetent!
I see! We have begun to lack slightly in that department. Too many of our latest Pathetic Guys â„¢ have been getting less and less Pathetic â„¢! I shall have to speak to my employees about this!
Do you have any other Notes for changes I should add to my Business â„¢, Dear Consumer?
Hello there, Dear Consumer! Might I make an inquiry of you?
@pg-stocks-inc
An inquiry? What a fancy way of saying question!
[He smiled]
[It smiles back.]
I prefer to use Corporate Language â„¢! But I suppose, yes! I have a Question for you, Dear Consumer. What do you Look For in the Characters of Medias you consume?
I dont know!
[He laughed]
I dont consume any media!
Oh my! Well then, I’d say this is even more important! I wish to Appeal to all my Consumers!
Well then, more simply, what do you look for in a Pathetic Guy â„¢, Dear Consumer?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello there, Dear Consumer! Might I make an inquiry of you?
@pg-stocks-inc
An inquiry? What a fancy way of saying question!
[He smiled]
[It smiles back.]
I prefer to use Corporate Language â„¢! But I suppose, yes! I have a Question for you, Dear Consumer. What do you Look For in the Characters of Medias you consume?
Hello there, Dear Consumer! May I inquire as to the positives and negatives of your Current Working Environment â„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
[Doe looks away from the papers they had to file to... whoever this is. Just kind of standing there.] "...Uh- who are you?"
I am The Producer of PG Stocks Incorporated! And you, Dear Consumer?
"...Doe. ..May I ask what PG Stocks is?"
Ah! Pathetic Guy Stock Incorporated! We utilize our own Stock Market â„¢ for our trades and sales!
[...Interesting.] "Okay... what do you need to know about my job for?" [It seems like an average survey, but they ask just in case.]
I want to make sure I can provide a Perfect Working Environment ™ for all of my Employees of the Present and Future! So I thought I’d ask Employees from many other Working Environments ™ to gather their opinions!
"...Okay. ...Where do you even want me to start? Normal critiques of this place or...?"
Oh! Well first off, what are you Biggest Problems with this place?
"The mortality rate."
I see! Is it too high or too low?
"It's too high. In fact, there shouldn't even be one but..." [They shrug. What can you even do.]
I see…so there should not be any Deaths at my Company? This is Good To Know! Do you have any other complaints of this Organization?
Hello there, Dear Consumer! May I inquire as to the positives and negatives of your Current Working Environment â„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
[Doe looks away from the papers they had to file to... whoever this is. Just kind of standing there.] "...Uh- who are you?"
I am The Producer of PG Stocks Incorporated! And you, Dear Consumer?
"...Doe. ..May I ask what PG Stocks is?"
Ah! Pathetic Guy Stock Incorporated! We utilize our own Stock Market â„¢ for our trades and sales!
[...Interesting.] "Okay... what do you need to know about my job for?" [It seems like an average survey, but they ask just in case.]
I want to make sure I can provide a Perfect Working Environment ™ for all of my Employees of the Present and Future! So I thought I’d ask Employees from many other Working Environments ™ to gather their opinions!
"...Okay. ...Where do you even want me to start? Normal critiques of this place or...?"
Oh! Well first off, what are you Biggest Problems with this place?
"The mortality rate."
I see! Is it too high or too low?
Hello there, Dear Consumer! May I inquire as to the positives and negatives of your Current Working Environment â„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
[Doe looks away from the papers they had to file to... whoever this is. Just kind of standing there.] "...Uh- who are you?"
I am The Producer of PG Stocks Incorporated! And you, Dear Consumer?
"...Doe. ..May I ask what PG Stocks is?"
Ah! Pathetic Guy Stock Incorporated! We utilize our own Stock Market â„¢ for our trades and sales!
[...Interesting.] "Okay... what do you need to know about my job for?" [It seems like an average survey, but they ask just in case.]
I want to make sure I can provide a Perfect Working Environment ™ for all of my Employees of the Present and Future! So I thought I’d ask Employees from many other Working Environments ™ to gather their opinions!
"...Okay. ...Where do you even want me to start? Normal critiques of this place or...?"
Oh! Well first off, what are you Biggest Problems with this place?
â–º reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!
...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.
...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.
...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.
...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.
...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.
Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello there, Dear Consumer! You have very nice hair!
@pg-stocks-inc
Hello? Thank you? You may not take it.
What shall I refer to you as? You may call me Mongfind or Crow, or Herald if you really need a title rather than a name.
Oh dear me! Is it common practice to take something from a Person after complimenting them on it? I suppose it does make some sense, but it does not seem polite!
I am The Producer! Er, of PG Stocks Incorporatedâ„¢! Those are all very wonderful names!
It is not really common practice, no! And it is in fact very impolite. But it's the sort of thing some rude Strangers have been known to do, and you sounded enough like a Stranger that I thought it might be best to clarify. I am very glad to hear that you understand already that you shouldn't do that, and apologize if I gave offense.
It's nice to meet you, Producer!
Ah, I understand! I am certainly not a stranger to you, as we have exchanged names and thus know each other!
It is nice to meet you too, Herald!
Heh! Fair enough. I meant less being a stranger to me and more - being a Stranger, in the general sense that some beings are - but fair enough.
What brings you by? Anything in particular?
Oh, if I may, Dear Consumer, I do have one Query! What would you like to see out of businesses, as a Modern Consumer?
That depends somewhat on what kinds of businesses?
Ah, yes! At Pathetic Guy Stocks Incorporated, we deal in the Stock Exchange â„¢ of Pathetic Guys â„¢. What sort of business would you say that falls under, Dear Consumer?
I'm... not sure. Can you elaborate on what exactly the Stock Exchange of Pathetic Guys is in practice?
I can indeed! You see, we take the Souls ™ of various Pathetic Guys ™ and use them in our Market ™! And then…Money!
Oookay. So you're - acquiring other people's souls and selling them to people who want to buy other people's souls for whatever reason?
No no! Souls ™ are different from souls. We have had it made very clear to us at PG Stocks Inc that that is a very important distinction! [She beams proudly.] Souls ™ are what make People interested in Other People! Like a when a Person is in a Commercial! But other than that, you’ve got it quite correct, Dear Consumer!
And what are the effects on a person who no longer has their Soul tm? And what do people do with others'?
They appear to be doing Just Fine, and are living perfectly well! As for what we do with the Souls â„¢, we use them on The Market â„¢!
Nnno, not what do you do with them, what do the people who buy them from you do with them.
We…sell them! And we Make Money! Er, Turn A Profit, that is! As for what is done with the Souls™, I could not say! I have never bought one, I do not wish to deplete my own Stock ™!
I suppose they have them for Moral Support â„¢! And to Turn A Profit of their own, of course!
Right, I see. I'm not - sure what answer to give, seeing as I suspect I am not your target audience here - but I suppose people in general including me tend to appreciate, like, it being easy to figure out exactly what it is they're buying, solid assurances of quality if you have those to give, that sort of thing?
I see! I will keep this in mind for future Ads and Discussions with Potential Consumers! But I can assure you, Dear Consumer, that our Stock â„¢ is of the highest quality!
Hello there, Dear Consumer! It says on your Blog Name â„¢ that you are a Theatre Kid â„¢! May I inquire as to what draws you towards the Theatreâ„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
Oh! I’ve always had an interest in the arts, but I think it started when my parents took me to see the Mary Poppins musical back in like… 2004, I think?
I see! And what specific things in this Play, caught your attention, Dear Consumer?
I don’t really remember any specifics, but i remember turning to my mom after and telling her that i wanted to do that when i grew up.
I see! Quite fascinating!
If I had to ask you, Dear Consumer, what would you say helps Boost â„¢ your interest in Plays that you wish to see?
I like ones that have a kind of tragic ending.
Fascinating! Thank you, Dear Consumer! This will be Very Helpful in improving My Business â„¢!
Hello there, Dear Consumer! May I inquire as to the positives and negatives of your Current Working Environment â„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
[Doe looks away from the papers they had to file to... whoever this is. Just kind of standing there.] "...Uh- who are you?"
I am The Producer of PG Stocks Incorporated! And you, Dear Consumer?
"...Doe. ..May I ask what PG Stocks is?"
Ah! Pathetic Guy Stock Incorporated! We utilize our own Stock Market â„¢ for our trades and sales!
[...Interesting.] "Okay... what do you need to know about my job for?" [It seems like an average survey, but they ask just in case.]
I want to make sure I can provide a Perfect Working Environment ™ for all of my Employees of the Present and Future! So I thought I’d ask Employees from many other Working Environments ™ to gather their opinions!
Hello there! Would you be open to some questions about what the youth of today look for in their Pathetic Guys â„¢ and other Market â„¢ ventures?
@pg-stocks-inc
[She's slightly bewildered for a second, then assumes her usual wide smile]
Sure, hi. It's Izzy, and yourself?
I am The Producer for PG Stocks Incorporated â„¢! I am currently on a mission to discover the best ways to Improve and Advance my current Business Model â„¢!
Nice to meet you. You said you had, er, questions?
[She doesn't seem to be absorbing any of the business-speak but also looks happy to help]
Yes indeed, Dear Consumer! What do you look for in your Market Ventures â„¢? I wish to be Up and Coming with my new Business Plans â„¢!
Do you mean, like, what I look for in guys? I don't know, he has to be funny, long hair is cute...
Oh dear me, no! I rather meant what you look for in…well, what Draws you to a Character ™ in a Piece of Media that you like, Dear Consumer?
Oh, I get it! Sorry, well I usually like a bit of a Tortured Past, especially if they're some kinda antihero. Oh, and someone who mixes well with the other characters, I don't find lone wolves too interesting.
I see! Pack Mentality stretches over into what you Consume! This is Wonderful! Thank you, Dear Consumer!
Hello there, Dear Consumer! You have very nice hair!
@pg-stocks-inc
Hello? Thank you? You may not take it.
What shall I refer to you as? You may call me Mongfind or Crow, or Herald if you really need a title rather than a name.
Oh dear me! Is it common practice to take something from a Person after complimenting them on it? I suppose it does make some sense, but it does not seem polite!
I am The Producer! Er, of PG Stocks Incorporatedâ„¢! Those are all very wonderful names!
It is not really common practice, no! And it is in fact very impolite. But it's the sort of thing some rude Strangers have been known to do, and you sounded enough like a Stranger that I thought it might be best to clarify. I am very glad to hear that you understand already that you shouldn't do that, and apologize if I gave offense.
It's nice to meet you, Producer!
Ah, I understand! I am certainly not a stranger to you, as we have exchanged names and thus know each other!
It is nice to meet you too, Herald!
Heh! Fair enough. I meant less being a stranger to me and more - being a Stranger, in the general sense that some beings are - but fair enough.
What brings you by? Anything in particular?
Oh, if I may, Dear Consumer, I do have one Query! What would you like to see out of businesses, as a Modern Consumer?
That depends somewhat on what kinds of businesses?
Ah, yes! At Pathetic Guy Stocks Incorporated, we deal in the Stock Exchange â„¢ of Pathetic Guys â„¢. What sort of business would you say that falls under, Dear Consumer?
I'm... not sure. Can you elaborate on what exactly the Stock Exchange of Pathetic Guys is in practice?
I can indeed! You see, we take the Souls ™ of various Pathetic Guys ™ and use them in our Market ™! And then…Money!
Oookay. So you're - acquiring other people's souls and selling them to people who want to buy other people's souls for whatever reason?
No no! Souls ™ are different from souls. We have had it made very clear to us at PG Stocks Inc that that is a very important distinction! [She beams proudly.] Souls ™ are what make People interested in Other People! Like a when a Person is in a Commercial! But other than that, you’ve got it quite correct, Dear Consumer!
And what are the effects on a person who no longer has their Soul tm? And what do people do with others'?
They appear to be doing Just Fine, and are living perfectly well! As for what we do with the Souls â„¢, we use them on The Market â„¢!
Nnno, not what do you do with them, what do the people who buy them from you do with them.
We…sell them! And we Make Money! Er, Turn A Profit, that is! As for what is done with the Souls™, I could not say! I have never bought one, I do not wish to deplete my own Stock ™!
I suppose they have them for Moral Support â„¢! And to Turn A Profit of their own, of course!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello there, Dear Consumer! You have very nice hair!
@pg-stocks-inc
Hello? Thank you? You may not take it.
What shall I refer to you as? You may call me Mongfind or Crow, or Herald if you really need a title rather than a name.
Oh dear me! Is it common practice to take something from a Person after complimenting them on it? I suppose it does make some sense, but it does not seem polite!
I am The Producer! Er, of PG Stocks Incorporatedâ„¢! Those are all very wonderful names!
It is not really common practice, no! And it is in fact very impolite. But it's the sort of thing some rude Strangers have been known to do, and you sounded enough like a Stranger that I thought it might be best to clarify. I am very glad to hear that you understand already that you shouldn't do that, and apologize if I gave offense.
It's nice to meet you, Producer!
Ah, I understand! I am certainly not a stranger to you, as we have exchanged names and thus know each other!
It is nice to meet you too, Herald!
Heh! Fair enough. I meant less being a stranger to me and more - being a Stranger, in the general sense that some beings are - but fair enough.
What brings you by? Anything in particular?
Oh, if I may, Dear Consumer, I do have one Query! What would you like to see out of businesses, as a Modern Consumer?
That depends somewhat on what kinds of businesses?
Ah, yes! At Pathetic Guy Stocks Incorporated, we deal in the Stock Exchange â„¢ of Pathetic Guys â„¢. What sort of business would you say that falls under, Dear Consumer?
I'm... not sure. Can you elaborate on what exactly the Stock Exchange of Pathetic Guys is in practice?
I can indeed! You see, we take the Souls ™ of various Pathetic Guys ™ and use them in our Market ™! And then…Money!
Oookay. So you're - acquiring other people's souls and selling them to people who want to buy other people's souls for whatever reason?
No no! Souls ™ are different from souls. We have had it made very clear to us at PG Stocks Inc that that is a very important distinction! [She beams proudly.] Souls ™ are what make People interested in Other People! Like a when a Person is in a Commercial! But other than that, you’ve got it quite correct, Dear Consumer!
And what are the effects on a person who no longer has their Soul tm? And what do people do with others'?
They appear to be doing Just Fine, and are living perfectly well! As for what we do with the Souls â„¢, we use them on The Market â„¢!
Hello there, Dear Consumer! It says on your Blog Name â„¢ that you are a Theatre Kid â„¢! May I inquire as to what draws you towards the Theatreâ„¢?
@pg-stocks-inc
Oh! I’ve always had an interest in the arts, but I think it started when my parents took me to see the Mary Poppins musical back in like… 2004, I think?
I see! And what specific things in this Play, caught your attention, Dear Consumer?
I don’t really remember any specifics, but i remember turning to my mom after and telling her that i wanted to do that when i grew up.
I see! Quite fascinating!
If I had to ask you, Dear Consumer, what would you say helps Boost â„¢ your interest in Plays that you wish to see?
