sweet but a psycho

shaking his head Harry pursed his lips and gave one teeny tiny splash towards her. Smiling he adjusted his shades, scoffing with a cheeky grin. “You don’t think I could take your little leprechaun?” he teased. “Nialler is too adorable to even think about fighting. The man is happy- I’ll let him keep that.” he stated. Haz kicked off the edge of the pool, sending his tube floating as he thought, “I dunno.. I reckon’ maybe- erm.. Olivia Culpo, she’s pretty fit. “ he shrugged. “I think there’s some girls in the house that have caught my eye but I’m ruling out commitment so most just wanna try to ‘change’ me.” he rolled his eyes. He chuckled and pretending to zip his lips and throw away the key. 

perrie huffed and shook her head. “you’re a pain.” she laughed. she looked him up and down before shrugging. “niall would beat your ass.” whether she truly believed that would never be known, but she had to put her faith in him. “happy may be too strong of a word. i’d say we’re happy like seventy percent of the time. when we’re not arguing.” she laughed slightly. the two argued like an old married couple. it was just them really. “not a word of a lie there, olivia is gorgeous. isn’t she a little young for you though? i thought you were strictly fifty or above.” she teased, nudging his shoulder. “you know what i think we need? more girls in here that don’t want commitment.” she then thought about it and shook her head. “actually no, niall is way too easily led astray.” 

“oi fuck off.” Harry chuckled, splashing her once more. He was glad their playful banter was something neither one took serious and that the girl could handle her own, he always liked that about her. The way she let the subject go was also reassuring to him, making him appreciate her even more. “You know Perriewinkle- you aren’t half bad. Maybe I should fall in love with you next..” he teased. Spinning himself in the floatie as he kicked off the ledge he sailed across the pool. “Only fun.” he clarified. As they continued to talk he laughed, “let’s skip all that bloody stuff, yeah?” he huffed. “Next question?” 

perrie laughed loudly and rubbed her face to get the water out of it. “have you only just realised that styles? of course i’m amazing! but i mean, that’s not the best idea in the world. you’d have to get through niall first. and as much as i’d love to see you two scrap over me, i have to unfortunately keep the peace.” she teased back with a bright smile. “alright, fine.” she then tilted her head to the side in thought. “if you could chose your dream celebrity to walk in next? who would it be. i’ve already had chris hemsworth walk in, i just need liam now and i’ll be satisfied.” she giggled and then as an afterthought. “don’t tell ni i said that.” 

   dove pouted comically. ‘ damn. i mean, if that’s your way of tryna get me to do things, it’s not gonna work - ‘ she laughed - ‘ but i’ll come anyway. it’ll be fun, right? ‘ she really saw this whole thing as one big vacation, just with more cameras than usual. it was an excuse to relax and have fun, mostly, and if things developed then…well, she’d deal with that later. ‘ oh, god, months? ‘ she said, definitely sounding shocked. ‘ that’s like - god, forever. don’t you miss, like, the real world? ‘

“uh not really...it’s not that deep, or that important really.” perrie shrugged, her smile still as bright as ever. “sure, come along. it’ll be a blast.” she nodded her head. “feels like forever. i do, i miss my family, and the girls and my friends. but i’ve got niall, don’t think i could actually be in here without him. as much as he annoys the life out of me. and louis, and lex. they’re pretty much the people who have kept me sane.” 

“you owe me a collab, missy!” ariana replied with a cheeky grin, she had been a fan of little mix for a few years and would honestly kill to collab with the talented blonde. “anyways – you’re totally right. he probably sounds all chipmunky and it’s gonna surprise us big time.”

“i’m down for it! i’m obsessed with your voice. i think they’ve got a recording studio here actually, we could write up some really decent material.” she then laughed loudly at the image. “oh god that’d take down his sex appeal by at least half!” 

niall took her hand as they walked outside and he sipped his beer. he nodded and had a look around to see who else was outside. “good vocal chords. devilish good looks. charming personality. excellent vibe….” he named off everything about himself and smirked. “but yeah - ya got good chords, girl.” he teased as if that was all she had, then hid himself from her smack. 

perrie glared at him and manage to get a hit to his arm. “i swear to god, i have no idea at all what i see in you.” she huffed and then pouted. “you know what? plenty of guys think i’m beautiful and wouldn’t hesitate to tell me any day i wanted them too.” she was a step away from stomping her foot.

“right, it’s me. stop watching my twitter, why do you even follow me?” zayn furrowed his brow, getting annoyed by the second at perrie’s nagging. it was one of the many reasons he left her initially and why they always ended up arguing. “thank you.” he breathed, happy the previous conversation was over. “then good we’re good.” rolling his eyes as she called him out, zayn tiredly looked at the blonde, “please stop doing that. you’re telling me what to do, i’m old enough and if i feel the most comfortable doing something in order to move pass a conversation, then just let me be.”