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SO GOOD / Bang Chan Ver SKZ 5th Fanmeeting | Day 1

FELIX ♡ SKZ 5'CLOCK FANMEET DAY 1

Okay listen I know the meme is dead but I just realized that nobody ever did it for Palaye and I couldn’t in good conscience let that stand

“It’s too cold, fuck this shit.” (Em)

“They’re fucking cunnnnnnts ah.” (Seb)

“Sebastian’s been in the bathtub for 3 hours.” *Goes into the bathroom while seb is in the bath* (Why did Rem do this?) 

“Get hit by a bus.” (Em to Rem)

“Do you want to know something you can wear that never goes out of style… A smile.” (Rem, the guy who stole my uwu)

“Do that and I’ll fucking end you!” (Em)

“Do you think he’s fucking.” (Seb)

“Somebody once told me!” (Rem) “Sebastian’s gonna blow me!” (DEANIEL for once)

“I’m pretty stable with my sexuality.” (Em)

“Straight up make out with your dad right now and still like girls.” (Rem)

“Remington has a thing for men today.” (Seb)

“This is what adults do” *cuts a piece of Emersons hair* (Remington send that to me please)

“Oh my god all my favorite buildings in one snowglobe.” *Messes with the globe* “Oh yeah, happy birthday Remington.” (Emerson :P)

“What do you look for in a girl?” (Seb) “Tall.” (fetus Em) “Emerson you’re 5′3 how tall does she need to be?” (Seb) “6′2, or, anyone anyone anyone anyone.”(Em)

“SPORTY SEB HERE! And today we got a problem, there is cleaning going on and we have shoes that just stink. So I am running away from my problems and that is where I go!” (Sebastian of course) 

“Suck on my cow tits!”

“You know the retirement home benefits from this more than anyone in this house!”

“What is my fucking Tumblr password again?”

“*sanding something* Hmmm…. *Puts the sandpaper with powder on it up to my face and snorts it*”

“I may be close to getting a boyfriend but Emerson Barrett still steals all my uwu’s. Sorry.”

“I just write books where everyone suffers. It’s fun.”

“FUCC ME IN MY COCK”

“Please don’t steal my lunch money.”

“I want that gym full year thank you very much.”

“I want to live in Andy Biersack’s basement…”

“Can I draw a cock on your binder?”

Remington: Have you ever considered that maybe dogs are smarter than humans?

Emerson: What are you talking about?

Remington: Just think about it! Dogs can understand some words like “sit”, “roll” or “the paw”, you know?

Sebastian: Please don’t-

Remington: How many barks do we understand, huh? How many times you knew what mishka wanted with just one bark? We can’t understand dogs but they can understand us!

Sebastian, looking at Mishka: what-