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Hi pay attention to me I’m so cute and impregnable

OP is a tank trying to draw aggro

This is such a finely aged post

I don't think i'm alone in saying please don't make space subject to the free market. Capitalism doesn't belong in space, let it die here on the earth

I mean, we all knew billionaires were going to ruin Earth, no shock there. But I would not have predicted a decade ago they would ruin space too.

I dunno, I think I would have. there’s science fiction out there already about space capitalism, and making laborers working on space stations paying for their own air rations while they’re out there. It’s the sort of thing authors like Spider Robinson have been warning us about since the late 1970s.

bring his ass to a simmer

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

As an American, get his ass Europe

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

Is a cinnamon roll/could actually kill you