Petite Human

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

gay

How does this post have so many notes

we like gays

“Please don’t tell Melissa”

i wonder if melissa saw this post

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

Can I have an explicit list of crimes I can commit in order to not be allowed to leave my house?

Please stay safe, cubs!

who out there shootin purple deer and bright green foxes that walk on two legs and have big ol toony eyes

His libido.

Gods will

what the fuck