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you’re too late spiderman!

BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

Peter Parker who, in spite of his internship, still manages to find some time to be J. Jonah Jameson’s Best Damn Photographer On Staff, and so he gets dragged by JJJ to the mayor’s charity banquet to take pictures for the bugle, but this also happens to be like the first time in years Tony Stark got bored enough to grace an event he’s not personally throwing with his presence, and he’s definitely not expecting to see his teenage intern who should definitely Be In Bed Right Now As It’s A School Night, and yet, here he is, being forced by said teenager to pose for press pictures with the mayor, the mayor who is confused as all hell as to why Tony Stark and some random photographer spend the whole night staring at each other like

from the bottom of my heart

eridan was an incel too but he would've respected feferi smh. sollux was just an all around asshole and treated fef like a trophy