Everyone else is doing theses things huh? Do I need an introduction?! can’t I skip it like it’s unimportant Dialogue? No? Alright fine but buy me dinner first~
*ahem*
Hello! I am Peter Benjamin Parker the Third. You may confuse me with the other Peter B. well I’m not him! Tired of being compared to that inconsiderate parent who endangers their own pup- erm.. Kid! If I DO get compared to him,however .. I just play it off and pretend to be him for the sake of it..ᴬⁿⁿᵒʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶠᵘ⁻
ANYWAYS! I am about 4 months sober from smoking! .. what? What do you mean spiders don’t smoke?! I do! well I DID.. NOT THE PONT!
Ears..wings.. you wonder if they are a costume or part of me? Stick around and find out. We got the rest of our lives to find out!.. well if you live that is!
My best friends are Rei and Miguel. I borrow Rei’s stuff because I like it.. well “borrow”. And as for Miguel, me and the big guy go back. Now...my ways of working are.. unconventional,so be glad I'm on YOUR side pal..for now.
I’m a nice guy and all,I do have my temper moments,don’t mean to snap.. but if I do it’s because you ticked me off.
Any other stuff just ask me I’m kinda getting tired of talking too much.
Now let’s get tacos already I’m hungry
