Peter Barker III

@peterbthedog

-jumps down-IM GAY! HA!. And I am here to affectionately annoy my friend :3. Hellhound. Beware of dog

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Everyone else is doing theses things huh? Do I need an introduction?! can’t I skip it like it’s unimportant Dialogue? No? Alright fine but buy me dinner first~

*ahem*

Hello! I am Peter Benjamin Parker the Third. You may confuse me with the other Peter B. well I’m not him! Tired of being compared to that inconsiderate parent who endangers their own pup- erm.. Kid! If I DO get compared to him,however .. I just play it off and pretend to be him for the sake of it..ᴬⁿⁿᵒʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶠᵘ⁻

ANYWAYS! I am about 4 months sober from smoking! .. what? What do you mean spiders don’t smoke?! I do! well I DID.. NOT THE PONT!

Ears..wings.. you wonder if they are a costume or part of me? Stick around and find out. We got the rest of our lives to find out!.. well if you live that is!

My best friends are Rei and Miguel. I borrow Rei’s stuff because I like it.. well “borrow”. And as for Miguel, me and the big guy go back. Now...my ways of working are.. unconventional,so be glad I'm on YOUR side pal..for now.

I’m a nice guy and all,I do have my temper moments,don’t mean to snap.. but if I do it’s because you ticked me off.

Any other stuff just ask me I’m kinda getting tired of talking too much.

Now let’s get tacos already I’m hungry

#intro post #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #peter parker #spider person

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"puppy want a treat??"

Puppy want to end it but yeah a treat would be cool

Imagine hating on me for being nonhuman and I'm just at home like this:

xxpuppiteethiesxx

everburningbutt

This guy’s pretty cool…

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Sarsaparilla my beloved

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #peter parker #spider person #rp blog #ok to interact #peter barker

thereal-moonknight

Jake, should I be concerned?

Please tell me you’re disinfecting something or whitening your teeth and not making large quantities of piranha solution.

just bleaching things, nothing too concerning

what in tarnation is piranha solution?

keyboardsmashorsomething

A mixture of hydrogen peroxide and sulfuric acid. I watch too much chemistry videos on YouTube so that ended up being the first thing I thought of.

It's called that because it can theoretically dissolve any organic material so long as you have enough of it.

Oh,Fascinat'n!

thereal-moonknight

Jake, should I be concerned?

Please tell me you’re disinfecting something or whitening your teeth and not making large quantities of piranha solution.

just bleaching things, nothing too concerning

what in tarnation is piranha solution?

Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

gabriel-ohara-59

Wanna help me find bald-guel and then get pizza after?

I reckon I could help you find him.

gabriel-ohara-59

Wait, for real?!

Absolutely.

The B dimensions are not that far apart from this here dimension. Just add the minus sign while searching and enter backwards.

Don't ask how that works I was fuckin around and found out

gabriel-ohara-59

Loki's tight spandex pants you're a little lifesaver! I'm gonna hop your dimension so we can go together, be there in a bit

Alrighty.

...And thanks fer the imagery. Now that's stuck in the brain.

gabriel-ohara-59

*his head slowly pops out of a portal in the wall. The portal is too small so he struggles by clawing at the edges like an idiot*

Youre-ugh- welcome. Sharing is caring- shock I programmed the portal wrong—

Pfft-

Ya think? The universe gave birth to a fine specimen. Sadly she's too small to push out the child.

*He flaps his wings and flies over to him. He takes a quick picture to make a meme out of him and then goes to grab him and try to help pull him out*

gabriel-ohara-59

That's a good one, heh, good to know I'm a fine specimen

*he grins for the photo, hoping he could make a Holo out of it later if Pete would let him and brushed cosmic spores off of his shoulders once he'd been helped through the portal*

Apollo cheese for dropping the spore-lings on the carpet, what was the instructions for getting there again?

Eh it's fine. It saw worse.

Basically you take your watch doohickey there and jus set it ta minus,then you just enter backwards while searching for the b dimension. The logic is weird. Whoever thought of that should be out in the cone of shame .or right that was me... someone BESIDES me

Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

gabriel-ohara-59

Wanna help me find bald-guel and then get pizza after?

I reckon I could help you find him.

gabriel-ohara-59

Wait, for real?!

Absolutely.

The B dimensions are not that far apart from this here dimension. Just add the minus sign while searching and enter backwards.

Don't ask how that works I was fuckin around and found out

gabriel-ohara-59

Loki's tight spandex pants you're a little lifesaver! I'm gonna hop your dimension so we can go together, be there in a bit

Alrighty.

...And thanks fer the imagery. Now that's stuck in the brain.

gabriel-ohara-59

*his head slowly pops out of a portal in the wall. The portal is too small so he struggles by clawing at the edges like an idiot*

Youre-ugh- welcome. Sharing is caring- shock I programmed the portal wrong—

Pfft-

Ya think? The universe gave birth to a fine specimen. Sadly she's too small to push out the child.

*He flaps his wings and flies over to him. He takes a quick picture to make a meme out of him and then goes to grab him and try to help pull him out*

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Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

gabriel-ohara-59

Wanna help me find bald-guel and then get pizza after?

I reckon I could help you find him.

gabriel-ohara-59

Wait, for real?!

Absolutely.

The B dimensions are not that far apart from this here dimension. Just add the minus sign while searching and enter backwards.

Don't ask how that works I was fuckin around and found out

gabriel-ohara-59

Loki's tight spandex pants you're a little lifesaver! I'm gonna hop your dimension so we can go together, be there in a bit

Alrighty.

...And thanks fer the imagery. Now that's stuck in the brain.

Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

gabriel-ohara-59

Wanna help me find bald-guel and then get pizza after?

I reckon I could help you find him.

gabriel-ohara-59

Wait, for real?!

Absolutely.

The B dimensions are not that far apart from this here dimension. Just add the minus sign while searching and enter backwards.

Don't ask how that works I was fuckin around and found out

Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

gabriel-ohara-59

Wanna help me find bald-guel and then get pizza after?

I reckon I could help you find him.

Psst

Hey

Listen

— @gabriel-ohara-59

I'm listening...

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #peter parker #spider person #rp blog #ok to interact #ask #peter answers 😚#peter barker

*zaps into reality*

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

— @gabriel-ohara-59

gabriel-ohara-59

Why does it smell like updog in here?

Updog? What's updog?

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*zaps into reality*

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

— @gabriel-ohara-59

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #peter parker #spider person #rp blog #ok to interact #ask #peter answers 😚#peter barker

🎵Can't breathe, vision's gettin' blurry now. Nosebleed, never been so worried. How'm I s'posed to handle the pressure?It would've been better if I were anybody else. Dear dad, tell me what you would've done? Too bad that I'm not your braver son. Why'd I have to be picked to lead?I wish that I could be anybody else!

I'm supposed to do something? Am I, am I supposed to do something?

Do I run? Do I dare? Can I grant my own prayer?

GET A GRIP GROW A PAIR

Let me stop you right theeere!

There's no cause for attack! Swallow your pride, put your bloodlust aside!

Bitch you better fall back

*He sighs and flaps his wings as he sings without a care.*

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #peter parker #spider person #rp blog #ok to interact #He's the able and Adam I'm his universe

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