in pretty good shape ;)

No you dont get it; in Severance, the people have jobs but they dont like it. thats what makes it so genius in a sense...

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

How are you supposed to just get up and go to school and go to work and come home and make dinner and fold the laundry and not want to kill yourself the whole fucking time.

sometimes you’re in your early twenties and your two emotions are horny and suicidal and neither ever ever go away

backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot

"what are your hobbies" being a whore on my blog. publicly breaking down on my blog. cracking jokes on my blog.

i wanna thrust so hard into ray garraty’s ass and make him tell me i’m the biggest he’s ever had anyways goodnight everyone

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king