"best of friends"

reasons american vandal should be renewed for season 3: peter + sam say ok boomer to a teacher

the you can’t make this up interview is a fucking goldmine because there’s peter saying “y’know” every 4 seconds like an awkward teenage boy being interviewed by ashley fucking alman but there’s also sam saying “the best of friends” in a way that clearly tells you they made out in the studio green room

actually, it was a good thing american vandal got cancelled after 2 seasons 'cause they never had a chance to make peter straight

booty shorts that say “SO THAT’S IT. YOU’RE JUST GONNA KEEP LYING TO ME? AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE DONE, YOU’RE GONNA KEEP LYING TO ME. I WAS ON THE HONOR ROLL BEFORE THIS. I SAID "DICK” TO TEACHERS FOR YOU. I GOT SUSPENDED FOR YOU. YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. YEAH, YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. YEAH. YOU’RE NOT GUILTY BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU’RE GUILTY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DID IT. YOU DID THE DICKS WITH MACKENZIE. YOU’RE JUST GONNA KEEP LYING TO ME? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THIS? KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SLAVED OVER THIS, TRYING TO PROVE YOU INNOCENT?“ on the ass

you construct intricate documentaries....

if I was writing and directing an award winning tv show mockumentary about teenage vandals I would simply make the leads gay

when it’s peter’s turn to pick the movie he picks like my own private idaho and when it’s sam turn he picks harold and kumar go to white castle and both of these are attempts at flirting

if i was producing an award winning tv show that satirized the true crime drama with high school vandalism i simply would not cancel it

rip to netflix but im different

polite reminder that sam ecklund used memes to prove whether a key eye witness was lying or not