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accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

I’m not seeing the downside.

This is hands down the best thing I’ve seen for this meme format😂

This is … really cool.

i never really thought of crossword puzzles as an art form, but like… this is art.

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The shadiest box of crayons.

does it have … Fifty shades of gray?

no it clearly says eight

Yeah but everyone knows you can mix two shades or crayon together to get a new shade. So that's 28 new possible shades, bringing the total to 36 shades of gray. If you're super creative and can blend 3 crayons, that actually makes 92 shades of gray.

how can lawyers argue without crying 

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

🤔 a compelling model

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

i have abs………olutely nothing

‪Constantly analyze yourself. Figure out why certain things upset you. Question your own motives. Understand your behavior. This creates a pathway for change. Acknowledging why you do the things you do is the first step in shifting out of toxic patterns.‬