renaissance man

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

What

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

me

“please, daddy, i want some more”

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute