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Hello! I'm employee number 21! I am a pest control worker and my boss pays me as little as it is legal to do so.
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Blog Intro
In character intro:
Hello! I'm employee number 21! I am a pest control worker and my boss pays me as little as it is legal to do so.
Out of character intro, ko-fi link and more below the cut 😌

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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If presented with a question like "would you step on a puppy for 1 million dollars?" Jongler would lightly tap the animal and then break down crying and apologizing, and pluey would drop kick it for half a sandwich
what would happen if i stole battat's most prized possession
day 115 // oh the tragedy…
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
okokok
here me out tho
maths extra help
slice is president (only actually knows about the player because he's Just Smart Like That)
poppy is getting hella bullied and wants somewhere to hide
jolly doesn't actually wanna be here, he just is shit at maths and needs the extra help
val promised she'd give jolly one-on-one help
horrendous. i love it!
okay but what if
both
it’s got an 100% chance of being in the notebook after she dies, and sometimes you see her drawing in the bg when talking to someone else in the classroom, so that implies she’s drawing it
but also in scenes other than the classroom it’s got a real low chance of them just genuinely making out somewhere
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
okokok
here me out tho
maths extra help
slice is president (only actually knows about the player because he's Just Smart Like That)
poppy is getting hella bullied and wants somewhere to hide
jolly doesn't actually wanna be here, he just is shit at maths and needs the extra help
val promised she'd give jolly one-on-one help
horrendous. i love it!
okay but what if
both
it’s got an 100% chance of being in the notebook after she dies, and sometimes you see her drawing in the bg when talking to someone else in the classroom, so that implies she’s drawing it
but also in scenes other than the classroom it’s got a real low chance of them just genuinely making out somewhere
ddlc holiday bills is cool btw
however. I have a suggestion. which could actually apply to any group of ocs but SHH
multiplayer stardew valley session. couch co-op horror games (switching controllers periodically/taking turns). Terraria server (what color teams does everyone join? do they help each other, rob each other, fight each other? do they beat moon lord, or do they fall apart as a group before they can get there? How far do they get if not?)
send them all to 4546B (subnautica) and see if they survive.
Minecraft server between them. is it modded? what mods would they use? and, once again, how would they play? is one a redstoner? is one constantly killing the rest for no reason? how good are they each at building? I'm curious!
Undertale. What color souls would each have? Why? What route would they choose on their first time playing the game? What route would they choose if they actually fell in the underground? How far would they get in each run?
Deltarune. What would they look like in the dark world? What class would you base their look off of, if any, and why? How would they fight? What would be their weapon's light-world counterpart? And a bonus! What would their room look like if it was turned into a dark world? What would be the world boss, and what would be the secret boss?
What is each character's favorite game? Their favorite game genre? Their favorite movie? Their favorite movie genre? So many things!!!
might answer this for Lone Star (falls) myself for each thing actually but. yk! I want to know things! everybody do your groups of ocs NOW! or not...
so far i’ve actually got several concepts for the holiday bills
- ddlc, of course
- the time i put them all in the iron lung (individually)
- dnd
- six the musical
- i also figured out their soul colours
i think there might be more,, oh yeah also the living-together mockumemtary
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
okokok
here me out tho
maths extra help
slice is president (only actually knows about the player because he's Just Smart Like That)
poppy is getting hella bullied and wants somewhere to hide
jolly doesn't actually wanna be here, he just is shit at maths and needs the extra help
val promised she'd give jolly one-on-one help
horrendous. i love it!
okay but what if
both
it’s got an 100% chance of being in the notebook after she dies, and sometimes you see her drawing in the bg when talking to someone else in the classroom, so that implies she’s drawing it
but also in scenes other than the classroom it’s got a real low chance of them just genuinely making out somewhere
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
okokok
here me out tho
maths extra help
slice is president (only actually knows about the player because he's Just Smart Like That)
poppy is getting hella bullied and wants somewhere to hide
jolly doesn't actually wanna be here, he just is shit at maths and needs the extra help
val promised she'd give jolly one-on-one help
horrendous. i love it!
okay but what if
both
it’s got an 100% chance of being in the notebook after she dies, and sometimes you see her drawing in the bg when talking to someone else in the classroom, so that implies she’s drawing it
but also in scenes other than the classroom it’s got a real low chance of them just genuinely making out somewhere

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
okokok
here me out tho
maths extra help
slice is president (only actually knows about the player because he's Just Smart Like That)
poppy is getting hella bullied and wants somewhere to hide
jolly doesn't actually wanna be here, he just is shit at maths and needs the extra help
val promised she'd give jolly one-on-one help
funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
alternative to all of this is the cuckoo family but literally just because of remy getting hanged
0.0001 percent chance that one of the backgrounds has fawkes and julius aggressively making out
why am i so ddlcpilled rn
yes i can use slang
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
alternative to all of this is the cuckoo family but literally just because of remy getting hanged
0.0001 percent chance that one of the backgrounds has fawkes and julius aggressively making out

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)
alternative to all of this is the cuckoo family but literally just because of remy getting hanged
am i delusional or
doki literature club but it’s holiday bills
let me cook
idk which ones yet
of course jolly has to be natsuki (tsundere)
okay
hear me out
natsuki = jolly (tsundere plus i wanna see him in that skirt)
monkia = slice (very obviously the one who’s not meant to be there given that he’s a math nerd, not a literature nerd)
sayori = val (she just can’t catch a break huh)
yuri = poppy (this is permission for her to go apeshit)