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Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes
How to Use a Male Condom
I just had to explain this to a 24-year-old who has been sexually active for years, so weβre all getting a refresher course in condom use before we give each other fucking gonorrhea.Β Step One: Acquire a condom. No money? No problem. If you wander close enough to a planned parenthood, someone will throw them at your face. Got money? Good for you. Go buy them. Get them ribbed or studded or kumquat-scented or whatever the hell you kids are into these days. Get them fucking glow-in-the-dark for all I care. Just make sure they fit. And whatever you do, donβt use them after their expiration date and donβt store them in your goddamn wallet. Step Two: Get a willing partner. And I donβt mean likeΒ βYeah, sure, whatever, I guess Iβm okay with thisβ willing. A shrug and an awkward silence isnβt fucking good enough. You need someone with goddamn enthusiasm. You need someone who hungers for your loins like a starving cheetah eyeing a piece of zebra ass. Them begging you for it is optional, but kind of fun.Β Step Three: Open the condom. Like a human. With your fingers. Ripping it open with your teeth like a starving hyena is not only bad for your teeth, itβs an awesome way to rip a hole in the damn thing. Any sex appeal you might have somehow gotten from chewing the condom open will immediately evaporate when youβre spitting out lube and reaching for a second condom. Just open it properly.Β Step Four: Figure out which way it goes. Seriously. Condoms arenβt like toilet paper rolls, where thereβs a right way and an incorrect-but-I-guess-it-will-do way to put them on. There is one correct way only. Look at it. When you put something hard and penis-shaped into the tip, it should roll right down with minimum effort. Pay attention, because if you put this thing on backwards, thereβs no turning it inside-out and trying again - you have to throw that shit out and start over.Β Step Five: Before you put it on, pinch the reservoir! You know, that little balloon-y tip on the end? Pinch it. Push out all the air, and hold it. Your condom should have less air than the surface of the moon. Forgetting to pinch the reservoir is a recipe for a broken condom, and nobody has the time or energy to deal with that shit.Β Step Six: Roll it on. Stick it on the head of the penis, and roll it down until the whole shaft is covered. Penis not erect? Youβre not ready for a condom, play with it a little and try again. Accidentally put in on backwards? Throw that shit out and start again. Condom doesnβt roll down without yanking on it? Itβs too small, throw that shit out and get a different size. Condom fitting too loosely and not staying put? Itβs too big, throw that shit out and get a different size. Were you actually in need of a female condom? Throw the male one out and get the right one.Β Step Seven: Have at it. Do the thing. If you feel the condom slipping or if it comes off completely, you need to stop immediately and go back to steps one to three. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. And if one of you changes your mind about continuing, you stop right the fuck now. Immediately.Β Step Eight: When youβre done, the person wearing the condom has to grab it by the base, and pull it all the way out. Youβre gonna go soft after that, and if you let the condom slip off before youβre all the way out, then you just let a lot of package-opening and rubber-unrolling skills go to waste. And once you do take it off, wrap it up in toilet paper and toss it in the trash - donβt you dare flush it, your plumbing will not be happy with you. So thatβs it, folks. Thatβs how you put a condom on a penis that needs to have a condom on it. Play safe out there, people.Β
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*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

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