Pesky Duck

THEY HAVE THEIR BUDDY MOMENTS SOMETIMES AND WHENEVER THEY DO I THINK ITS VERY SWEET AND FUNNY!!

Also yeah, that whole episode Red's just on a totally different wavelength than the other two. I hate it bc he gets scary but I like it bc then we get moments of my fave duo being stupid together and also about wicker.

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“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

(Disclaimer: Red/Duck undercut. No vore. No smut. Duck doesn’t get eaten. But there are some disturbing thoughts and imagery surrounding meat)

Description: Red wants to treat Duck to a meal at a fancy restaurant. It’s their first date, but Red has overlooked one significant detail…duck is on the menu! An AU where they live in a society consisting mostly of red string people.

❝ --   You were making sounds in your sleep. It sounded like screaming. ❞   They are crouched at the head of Duck's bed, curiously as their dark eyes, not enlightened with green at this moment, stare down.

❝   It sounded scary. It sounded like you're not sleeping --good. ❞  It definetely didn't sound like Duck's terrible singing this time. / starter @peskyduck

A voice. He bolts upright.

'What?!' He couldn't hear anything over that terrible sound... What is that awful- oh. He'd been screaming. When had that begun? His beak smacks shut, though little whimpers still spill. Shrunken pupils dart back and forth and a feathery hand feels at his chest and stomach. Everything in its place...even the scar.

And then...dark eyes stare down at him. The same dark eyes that-á̷̰̻̯͖̰̇͘t̵̛͔͖̯̞̤͗̒̚e̵̹̹͍͌̓͗̐ ̶̧̩̟̞͑͛̏h̶̠̪̺̖̹̔͛̐͂́i̷͚̗̺̍͂m̸̡̝͕̯̏̽ ̶̢̓̏͆̂̑ͅǘ̶͕̘̭p̴̜̋̑̃̈́

Instinct tells him to run; but pride says conceal. 'Screaming? How dare you! I was- I was' His mind is racing to fast. He cannot come up with anything to disguise his fear. 'Never mind what I was doing.' He huffs. 'What are you doing besides my bed? You should be asleep.'

❝ Well, you see, I don’t have any money per se, but– ❞

❝ Wonderful, we’ve got no money, no place to live, and fuck all for prospects. ❞

❝ Maybe if somebody didn’t accidentally behead the last person who hired us… ❞

❝ I don’t know, maybe– maybe we should try doing some good for a change? ❞

❝ Ethics are a luxury we currently can’t afford. ❞

❝ I’m sorry; who the hell are you? ❞

❝ So it’s coin over character? Not surprising. ❞

❝ Good luck, and please don’t… /sigh/ fuck this up, as they say. ❞

❝ I suggest we run! Right now! ❞

❝ [Name], you dumb brave asshole! ❞

❝ I only care about one word: [First name, Last name]! Ok, that’s two words, but you know what I’m saying. ❞

❝ This is why I hate traveling with holy people, they’re too goddamned good. ❞

❝ This is all very helpful, even the bullshit. ❞

❝ If we survive this, I owe you dinner. ❞

❝ All it takes is a little finesse. Amateurs. ❞

❝ It seems being a bunch of assholes has its merits. ❞

❝ Bad dream? ❞/ ❝ Is there any other kind? ❞

❝ We can’t all be aloof tight-asses [Name].❞

❝ Emotions aren’t meant to be bottled up, maybe you should cut loose once and awhile. ❞

❝ Wanna be my date? I can be on my best worst behavior. ❞

❝ How are you supposed to get drunk from these things? ❞

❝ Shit’s about to get REAL. ❞

❝ Nothing like a dragon attack to bring us all together, eh? ❞

❝ Just walk over to [Name], say hello to break the ice, and then punch them in the face. ❞

❝ You don’t understand! ❞ / ❝ Then help me understand! ❞

❝ Gosh you’re handsome. Lost my train of thought. ❞

❝ You are a curious one… and you look delicious. ❞

❝ There’s no way out tonight, my friend. ❞

❝ Would you look at that? It’s the pup that survived. ❞

❝ Step off, bitch. ❞

❝ No one kills [Name] but me! ❞

❝ You got a [weapon type]? Hey, that’s cute. ❞

❝ We’re not doing terrible, right? ❞ / ❝ No, this is terrible. ❞

❝ I had them! I had them! And you let them slip away! ❞

When you meet a business man, you must shake him by the hand,When you meet a family man, you must shake him by the hand,When you meet the choo choo man, you must shake him by the hand,When you meet the friendly fellow, you must shake him by the hand,When you meet the plug-in man, you must shake him by the hand.

★. Indie . Mutuals only 18+ . spoiler heavy Duck ofDHMIS

About/Rules

same time next week?

i'll head out now.

we were never dating.

did you just congratulate me for having sex with you?

do you wanna try this out? we could make it work.

let me just grab my things and i'll get out of here.

you don't have to leave, you know.

stay the night tonight.

that... was amazing.

it's fake dating. for convenience.

i can't date you.

you crossed a line.

i just like having sex with you sometimes. that's all.

that was really fun. we should do it again sometime.

let's keep this casual. no strings attached.

i'm not interested in anything long term.

look, the sex is great, but i don't want to get involved.

we're just messing around a little bit.

let's set some ground rules.

i care about you. more than i'd like to admit.

we could hang out outside of this arrangement, you know.

this never works.

we can stop this any time.

let's keep this a secret.

how about a round two?

i can't keep doing this.

what's up with not calling me back?

so it's just about sex, right?

we don't pick and choose who we fall in love with.

we're not exclusive in any way.

i've never had sex in a car before.

i like seeing you naked.

we fell asleep... and we were spooning.

you did a good job... so i thought you deserved a balloon.

i can't help how i feel about you.

let's do this again sometime.

just lock the front door on the way out.

so... how do we do this?

i'm sorry. i'm not cut out for this.

i lied and told them we were dating.

you're still here?

these kinds of arrangements never work out.

this is bad. this is very bad.

i'm starting to care about you, and i don't like it.

we need to talk about this.

i don't feel that way about you.

i can't just turn my feelings off.

why don't i book the room?

someone always catches feelings.

the last time this happened... i fell in too deep.

are you seeing someone else?

i made breakfast.

you fell asleep, and i didn't have the heart to wake you.

should i sleep on the couch?

i didn't know who else to call. you're all i've got right now.

no no no. we are not dating.

this is great. we can have fun without the baggage.

is that how you see me?

wanna bang? i mean hang. i mean... both.

i'll do better next time.

This sound is the epitome of feeling autistic

❝ F'ank you! ...Do you ever wonder where it started? Where it all come from? Who make - made me and who made them ? And why? Ahuh! ❞

He ponders for a moment...

He shrugs, eyes lifting to the sky in thought. 'Well it could be anything really. Perhaps its because I don't wear shoes' plausible only in his own mind- 'or maybe because the fraud I committed led to many deaths...Or. and more likely because God is jealous of me.'

Eyes dart around. Hopefully he can form some sort of new routine in this place if he's going to be here a while. Perhaps he'll have to start making a checklist of things that need to get done around here...