so cute I’m crying

this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life 

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

Literally me.

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

The truth shall set you free

shit who the fuck was trying to poison their kids so much that we evolved into a species that kids need a mechanism against poison?????

Richard III

I really like it when the scientific and historical / literary sides of Tumblr come together.

Also babies are much smaller then adults, and generally can’t tolerate as much toxic material

England people are so funny they always be saying. I’m not bovered