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Young*Dick: there's a couple things I gotta know, like, Wally, am I doing the right thing dating him?

Older*Dick: you're gonna love him till the day you die, cherish him while you can, because nothing good and pure lasts forever

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Clark: honey?

Lois: what?

Clark: where’s my super suit?

Lois: what?

Clark: where - is - my - super - suit?!

Lois: I, uh, put it away

Clark: where?!

Lois: why do you need to know?

Clark: I need it!

Lois: uh-uh!! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Clark: the public is in danger!

Lois: my evening is in danger!

Clark: you tell me where my suit is woman!! We are talking about the greater good!

Lois: greater good?! I am your wife! I’m the greatest GOOD you’re ever gonna get!!

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Ok but like Superman having good rep for punk people that, while brief, shows the ideals of punk culture being rooted in standing up for people being persecuted and fighting against the authorities that attack them was not something I was expecting but I’m genuinely so happy about it. Punk people and ideals have been treated like a joke by a lot of mainstream media, but to have a highly successful movie accurately capture it means so much to me. Especially coming from Lois Lane.

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If they don't make Kon punk when he shows up I'm going to throw a fit because like having him look and be punk is going to make a new generation of punk people and that's gonna be awesome, also like I hope they have him listen to like obscure punk music that isn't just Green day or the clash or other pop punk bands, like have him listen to Tsunami bomb or Oi Polloi, which are more obscure and will give them more fans because they are great bands that deserve more listeners

#punk #superman #superman movie #superman 2025 #dc #dcu #make Kon-el punk #make conner kent punk #kon el kent #conner kent

Alfred: Master Bruce, you've been working for far too long, you need to take a break

Bruce: ehhhh, no

Alfred: don't make me get Master Damian, Master Bruce

Bruce: that won't work this time Alfred

Alfred: Master Damian, get the bats

Damian: yes Alfred

Bruce: *jumping out of his chair and running up the stairs out of the bat cave* I'm getting up, okay, don't get the bats, please don't get the bats

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Bruce and Clark get into a fight to see who'd when and then this is the conversation he had to have with Lois afterwards

Clark: Lois, I think, I think I cheated on you, maybe?

Lois: how do you maybe cheat on someone Clark?

Clark: um, well Bruce and I decided to spar, just for fun to see who'd win, we started fighting and then all of a sudden it's 3 hours later and I'm naked in Bruce's bed

Lois: *try hard not to laugh* oh, Clark hun I don't count anything that happens with Bruce as cheating, if I did we wouldn't be together, because I thought you guys were boning when I first saw you to interact, you two are so clearly in love and I'm not gonna stop it

#I must push the polyamorous rhetoric #superbat #clark kent #lois lane #lois and clark #clark and lois #incorrect dc quotes

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Damian and Tim on a patrol together

Damian: *cuts Tim's grappling line*

Tim: *hits the ground after falling about 3 stories* Hey, demon brat, the fuck did you cut my line for

Damian: I didn't do it

Tim: then who the hell was it

Damian: maybe you just have bad aim Red

Tim: like hell I do, I've been in the game longer than you have

Bruce: break it up boys we have work to do

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Jason: I feel like doing something stupid

Roy: I'm stupid do me

Or

Dick: I feel like doing something stupid

Jason: do a flip

#batfamily #dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #dcu #dick grayson #batfam #jason todd x roy harper

Tim: Jason, I'm not gonna just sit and have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then just broke into my house

Jason: I did not try to kill you

Jason: A) I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle

Jason: and B) I did not break anything, I am way too talented for that

Jason: and C) stop being so defensive

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Roy: Dick, I have something to tell you

Dick: yeah? What is it man, you can tell me anything

Roy: I'm in love with your brother

Dick: which one??!???!??

Roy: which one do you think

Dick: no, nope, you're not allowed to date my little wing, keep your filthy little slut hands off Jaylad

Jason: *popping up out of nowhere* too late Dick, we've been dating for months

Dick: FUCK

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2 months later

Dick: fine, you can date Jason, but I will remember this violation of the bro code and use it against you at a later time

Roy: Dick, I'd have kept dating Jason even without you approval

Dick: you little bastard

Bruce: I am at a loss for words

Dick: *narrating* despite being lost for words B proceeded to yell at me for the next 45 minutes

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Guys, can you recommend me fluffy timkon fics I need some, but AO3 is making it really hard for me to find good ones that I like, thanks

#timkon #fanfic #dc comics #tim drake x kon el kent #please help

Roy: Dick, I have something to tell you

Dick: yeah? What is it man, you can tell me anything

Roy: I'm in love with your brother

Dick: which one??!???!??

Roy: which one do you think

Dick: no, nope, you're not allowed to date my little wing, keep your filthy little slut hands off Jaylad

Jason: *popping up out of nowhere* too late Dick, we've been dating for months

Dick: FUCK

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Kon: Tim, I think I'm in love with you

Tim: I'm sorry for you

Kon: the hell does that mean..... do you not like me back or something

Tim: no I do like you back, I'm just sorry for the amount of stupid shit you're about to deal with from the rest of my family, I think they're actually insane

Kon: oh, that's not vaguely threatening at all

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Tim: Hey Todd, how long have you and Roy been dating

Jason: According to Roy, we aren't dating, according to me and all other sensible people we've been dating for 3 years

Tim: yeah that makes sense

Jason: so how long have you and Kon been dating

Tim: what, we're not dating

Jason: I'll just ask Kon later

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Dick Grayson finally realizing he's an adult

Dick: *lights kitchen on fire making microwave Mac and cheese* I need an adult.

Dick: oh wait I am an adult

Dick: I need an adultier adult

Jason: *runs in with a fire extinguisher* how the fuck did you fuck up microwave Mac and cheese

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Dick and Jason being siblings

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Dick: Wake up! The sun is shining!

Jason: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

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Dick: Jason, you risked your life to save me!

Jason: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Dick: *watching the outlaws shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Jason: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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Jason: What’s your favorite color?

Dick: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Jason: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Dick: My favorite color is pink.

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Dick: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—

Jason: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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Dick: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Jason.

Dick:

Dick: Don’t tell him I said that.

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The robins being siblings

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Dick: Don’t stay up all night, Tim. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Tim: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Damian: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Dick: You know you can die from that, right?

Jason: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Tim: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Damian: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Tim: Why is Jason crying on the floor?

Damian: They took one of those 'which super hero are you?' quizzes.

Tim: And?

Damian: He got Nightwing.

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Tim: What do we think of Jason?

*pause*

Damian: He is an adequate opponent.

Dick: I think he's gay.

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