the personality doctor

"OMG I LOVE YOUR ART I WANT TO CHEW IT AND EAT IT AND STUFF IT IN MY POCKET AND IT NEEDS TO BE FRAMED UP IN A MUSEUM ASAP"

It's supposed to be a lopsided cat. This is the BACK VIEW

me: OH SHIT THEY MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHAT IF THEY THINK I'M A BAD PERSON OH NO THEY THINK I'M HORRIBLE AND I NEED TO SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING SHITSHITSHITSHIT

u felt too awkward to tell ppl it was ur bday during ur bday, and then when someone else has a bday u try to bring it up casually that urs was 2 weeks ago, but then u feel bad for saying that on their special day, so u stress about it for a few hours and then delete ur message before anyone sees it and gets mad

4. watch your friends STRUGGLE because both devices are you.

yk that feeling when u put ur bag on but there's this ONE object that is packed incorrectly and JAMS itself into ur back, then when u try to fix it u end up spilling water and half of ur bag's content onto the floor