Burgers & Baseball Bats

① ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE ? “My mom named me after some detective from the 30′s named Eliot Ness. They made a TV show on him that she liked to watch. She was actually gonna name me Eliot. Dodged a bullet on that one.”

② WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ? “Not really your place to ask.”

③ DO YOU HAVE KIDS ? “...I’m fifteen, what do you think? Wouldn’t mind having some one day when I’m old enough and married. Not right away, as I’d like to do other things with my life first once I’m an adult.”

④ DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT ? “Sometimes, which I’m sure you’ve noticed. Usually when I’m annoyed or I don’t like something or when there’s an easy target.”

⑥ WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR ? “Purple! They started out lighter when I was born and got more vibrant as I got older. It’s a PSI thing. Pretty sure. It’s definitely not hereditary.”

⑤ WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ? “Eyes, coincidentally. With how unusual mine are, I got into habit of looking at eyes first to see if anyone has eyes like mine, figuring anyone with odd-colored eyes must be psychic too. Turns out that’s not really the case.”

⑦ SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING ?  “Happy endings. Usually I only watch scary movies it’s Halloween or if they’re the bad kind I can make fun of like the one tv show with the robots.”

⑧ ANY SPECIAL TALENTS ? “Besides my amazing baseball skills and charming good looks? Then certainly my psychic powers. Telekinesis, understanding animals, healing, defensive shields, offensive waves, paralyze, putting things to sleep, even teleporting. I can do a lot with my mind... which is usually something I keep a secret. This is an non-existent fake interview so I feel okay admitting this stuff.”

⑨ WHERE WERE YOU BORN ? “The hospital in downtown Onett. Only hospital in town in fact.”

⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES ? “Exploring nature, collecting baseball cards, playing with my yoyo. I’ve also taught myself how to play guitar. Not perfectly, but I’m getting there.”

⑪ DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ? “King! Big boy, white and fuzzy. Very lazy. He’s been with me since I was born, practically an older brother.”

⑫ WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED ? “Baseball is my life! I’ve been playing since I was little, best sport ever. I’ve been on my school’s team for years... except for that one year when I was away.”

⑬ HOW TALL ARE YOU ? “Five foot two... unfortunately. I’m hitting my growth spurt any day now, I know it! I’m long overdo...”

⑭ DREAM JOB ? “For the longest time I’ve wanted to be a pro baseball player, but to be honest I’m not sure anymore. I feel like I should be doing something to help others, and being a pro is mostly helping myself. Plus, I’ll traveling a lot and when I’m a dad I don’t want to be away from my family half the time.”

⑮ FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL ? “Lunch probably doesn’t count, so definitely Gym. I guess history. That one isn’t too hard.”

//The point of all this, I guess, is that I want some feedback. If I tried to continue RPing, would people still be interested in RPing with me? Should I keep on trying or should I just throw in the towel? And if I were to keep RPing, do I continue with the psychic kid or do something else? Cause I love my hat-wearing dork but maybe I’m better off retiring him, with losing the major people I RPed with (at least 1 for sure, maybe 2?) and who knows how many more will follow. And maybe I’m doing a disservice by RPing him anyways and we’d all be better off if I stopped. Not saying it’s true but the possibility is always there. I don’t know.

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BASICS.

► NAME ➔ “Ness William Yamamoto.” ► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➔ “That’s verse dependent, but by default yes.” ► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➔ “Usually.” ► ARE YOU ANGRY? ➔ “Sometimes.” ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➔ “Yes, somehow. Wouldn’t know it considering how often Dad is away at work...”

NINE EIGHT FACTS.

► BIRTHPLACE ➔ “Onett, Eagleland. Was born in the hospital on the south edge of town.” ► HAIR COLOUR ➔ “Black. Some say Raven to make it sound cooler. I’m good with either.” ► EYE COLOUR➔ “Purple. It’s a PSI thing, as they used to be lighter purple when I was younger. They’re a bright vibrant purple now that I’m older and stronger.” ► BIRTHDAY ➔ “October 29th, 198X.” ► MOOD ➔ “Slightly annoyed caused Father’s Day being a thing.” ► GENDER ➔ “Male.” ► SUMMER OR WINTER? ➔ “Definitely Summer. Winter is the worst.” ► MORNING OR AFTERNOON? ➔ “Afternoon, since I’m guaranteed awake by then.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

► ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➔ “...maybe.” ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➔ “I want to believe it, yes.” ► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➔ “I never had a last relationship.” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➔ “Don’t think so? I hope not... Well, there was that one time in second grade where this girl in my class gave me a valentine and I was so excited I ended up accidentally paralyzing her both her and me. We were fine after a trip to the hospital and no one else knew I caused it, but she never spoke to me again, afraid of me... so yeah. That was a thing.” ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➔ “No. When I find someone, I wanna be with them forever.” ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➔ “Does my mom count? I’ve hugged her. Otherwise no.” ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➔ “Again, the girl I paralyzed in second grade.” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➔ “No? Pretty sure I haven’t.”

FOUR CHOICES.

► LEMONADE OR ICE TEA? ➔ “Lemonade. I only drink iced tea if it’s sweetened.” ► CATS OR DOGS? ➔ “Dogs. I have a pet dog named King, he’s been with me my entire life. He’s like a big brother in a way.” ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS? ➔ “Is having many best friends an option? Cause that’s what I want.” ► DAY OR NIGHT? ➔ “Day. It’s so nice to feel the sun and being able to see everything.”

FOUR THREE HAVE YOU EVERS.

► FALLEN DOWN / UP THE STAIRS? ➔ “Yeah, I have this thing about running on the stairs that I’m not suppose to do and... well, it’s a good thing I can heal, hehe.” ► WANTED SOMEONE / SOMETHING SO BADLY IT HURT? ➔ “...yeah.” ► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR? ➔ “...that too.”

FAMILY.

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG? ➔ “Two thirds of them. Three fourths if we include King.” ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE?” ➔ “Not really. Unusual and difficult, but not messed up.” ► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT? ➔ "Nope.”

FRIENDS.

► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? ➔ "The guy I hate is no longer my friend.” ► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS? ➔ “For sure!” ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU? ➔  “Besides myself? Probably Paula or Jeff. Poo knows a lot too though, he’s a close second or third.”

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“...You sound nothing like my Dad. He doesn’t deposit money anymore anyways.” Again, Ness sighs before hanging up the phone of yet another prank call. That’s twice already, and every one makes him want to sulk more.

@smxshersxappeared

“Gosh, would you go away?!” Ness shouts, a hand balled into a fist. He glares at his former friend. Dealing with Porky on any day is obnoxious enough, and he certainly isn’t in the mood for his behavior on this day in particular. Then again, it wouldn’t be Porky to not poor salt in the very obvious wound. Ness supposes he should have seen this coming.