Good Girls

No, don’t hate your parents! If they were good parents to you then great! I just, I wanted to get to know my sister. When I found them in the database, and I saw they had a daughter, my immediate thought was that I wanted to get to know you better. 

Database? How do you have access to all of that? You have me here right now, ask me whatever you want.  Get to know me. Do whatever you need.

I’m sure they’re great parents to you. They weren’t ready for me, I get that, I’m not bitter about it. But this isn’t a trick. I’m twenty-five, why would I want to play a trick on some random eighteen year old?

I don't know. There are sick people in the world. Even if you weren't lying, what would be the point in telling me this? Are you trying to make me hate my parents?

Oh yeah, they would’ve told you that they left a six year old all by herself. 

They are great parents. They would never do that. Are you trying to play some sort of trick on me?

We’re kind of sisters.

No we're not. My parents would have told me if I had a sister.

I’m going to worry about you, because we’re related!

I've never seen you before in my life, how are we related?

Oh, and I supposed your mom’s always made the best decisions. Look, I just worry about you. This is a pretty hectic city, and I don’t want y- anyone underage getting hurt. 

Who are you to criticize my mother? I think we've only talked once before, save your worry for someone else.

Yeah, so were most of the alcoholics that now can’t function on a day to day basis. 

If my mom doesn't mind my drinking, I don't see why you should.

Of course they do, but a lot of times they become addicted.

I'm pretty confident that I won't get addicted.

… You look really young. It was a guess?

Weird. This might be news to you, but a lot of people drink underage.

You really shouldn’t be drinking, you’re only eighteen. 

...How do you know how old I am?

I have a feeling you’re one of the ones who leaves beer cans. It doesn’t ruin my yoga, just delays it.

What if I am? Are you going to do anything about it?

It’s “yoga on the beach” because it takes place on the beach. Plus, I don’t have to rent out a spot, since the beach is public property. And the people who do end up cleaning it aren’t the ones who made the mess in the first place. It’s just rude.

The people who don't clean it up are usually too drunk to notice. There's no way that there are that many beer cans on the beach. Especially not enough to ruin your yoga.

Thankfully. The parties on the beach kill me the next morning. I hate going there to do my yoga class, and finding a ton of garbage everywhere. All beer cans that no one decided to pick up. 

Maybe you should keep your yoga classes inside after the wicked parties. People will get around to cleaning it up eventually.

They should do their yoga research because there are a lot of better poses to ask for demonstrations of.

Does it really matter to you if it matters to me? I don’t see why it was necessary to question my question.

You're questioning my question now. We could go on with this forever, really.

Something I’ve always wondered is why anal means extremely neat, but it also has to do with butt stuff, you know? I don’t see how those two are connected at fucking all.

Does it really matter? It's just a word.