Perpetual Timewarp

Hi. I'm Bob Zumba of Bob Zumba Aerobics.

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Stan & Clara's Afternoon

I could make better wine with grape juice and vodka.

I don't know if I told you this, but it's my birthday and I deserve another bowl of cereal.

You can't make two Swedish Fish kiss.

Aw, man, Counting Crows sucks!

Clara: Hey! Look at me! I'm a Harlem Globetrotter! ::whistles a tune::

I feel like Googling things.

Pie delivery

I'm going to make a salad. Oh, but I don't want to cut the carrots up. I'll break them in half. Oh, they are hard to break. I'll just put them on the lettuce whole. This is the crappiest salad ever. What else do we have? A cucumber. A whole cucumber. I could put pickles. What about jalapeños? I envisioned a salad with chicken, but we don't have that. You know what, though? I'm gonna feel healthy after I eat it.

Stan: Do farmers use cows as currency in Vermont?

Got any cheese?

Well, it's ten o'clock. Time for my midnight snack.