Stimming for Aesthetics

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

Does anybody else think “man, I’d do so many things if I felt better” but once you feel better you don’t do anything cuz you just want to chill and enjoy not feeling bad?

Y e a h

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions