Abandon all hope

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

*approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking for a fifth

*approaching the seven deadly sins* are you looking for an eighth

it's me, I'm girls

Update, were married now

That's awesome congratulations!!

They are having Blowout Sale Right Now! Via HERE

I love this side of tumblr

If I manage to get that I will give this to my gf if I by some miracle get one.

Of my bf asks me to marry him with THIS- idk I'm just gonna explode and demand we marry right away

Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen

I got one long ago, it is just as cool as it sounds, but my chronic habit of losing rings involuntarily got to me again. When I am not losing rings, I get withdrawal symptoms which include: trying to wear rings; wearing rings on the wrong fingers; taking rings off to fiddle with them; trying to learn ring tricks

Considering buying this for someone special.

Considering buying this for someone special (me).

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

i’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

hang on i need a minute *escapes into the fantasy where I'm the tragically tormented protagonist but the whole audience is rooting for me*

it's always fuckin thursday around here

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

There are manmade joys beyond my comprehension, too. The horrors aren’t special.