Passionately Texpat.

I thought I had a favorite color but then I saw your eyes

wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

Reblogging for the Texas one cause 100% true 😂

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

okay now they have a wnba player and her fiancee talking about their dogs and her fiancee talked about how she proposed by putting the ring on her dogs collar and then she (the basketball player) was like “i was so surprised because i had already bought a ring and i was planning on proposing!” so then she dressed up their other dog in a wedding dress and proposed back and im just like. love is real everybody 

So gey

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

I feel like we all need to thank New Zealand for the groovy ending

Omfg who made this where is this from???

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