A High Functioning Sociopath

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if you didn’t have an avril lavigne phase, you’re a liar

These are puns These are visual puns

please don’t cheat on anyone, they will never be the same. Aside from trauma you’ll affect their future relationships and cause them to develop severe trust issues against the people they come in contact with. It’s wrong and it’s evil and it’s not fair when someone looks at you with happiness and brightness in their eyes and you hurt them in ways they’d never hurt you.

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

this post had me in tears

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

My friend Jess and I went to Timmies late at night, and I was going to order a small hot chocolate, but I wanted to ask for an ice cube in it so I wouldn’t burn my tongue. I ended up asking for “one small ice cube please”, then laughing so hard I couldn’t finish ordering.

When I was in high school one of my friends was telling me a really appalling story and I was suitably horrified and was so discombobulated that I got stuck between asserting “that’s hella gross!” And “that’s hella disgusting!” And ended up shouting “THAT’S HELLA GROSSGUSTING!” and I’ve used “grossgusting” in my vocabulary ever since

I don’t even remember the context, but I was in some sort of conversation and I tried to express my amazement at their story, and got caught between “Good god!” and “Oh boy..” so I ended up saying, “GOOD BOY!”