It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life, when one morning he awakes, and quite reasonably says to himself, I will never play the Dane.
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Paul McGann and Richard E. Grant filming Withnail and I, 1986
Will Hersey: It’s not remotely controversial to call Withnail and I the funniest British film of all-time. Each character is perfectly drawn and played, it’s more quotable than Oscar Wilde and it somehow gets better with every repeat watch.
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Because Paul McGann (Eighth Doctor) and Richard E. Grant (Shalka Doctor) are the leads (Marwood/"I" and Withnail, respectively), I thought it would be fun to watch this film for the first time and share my notes/thoughts with you, going in chronological order. Withnail and Marwood ("I") are struggling actors and alcoholics who share a flat. They decide to go on vacation to Withnail's uncle Monty's house in the country, which is a huge mistake.
Feel free to watch it and read along if you want the full experience:
• off to a great start with the passionate saxophone (?) music
• oh my lord, those are the oiliest, greasiest eggs I've seen in my life
• marwood is a drugged-up neurotic prey animal, I love him
• marwood??? please stop using a spoon to drink black coffee from a bowl. we're barely five minutes in. you're such a dumb twink
• screaming because their kitchen sink literally looks like this and they think wearing a single latex glove and using pliers to move objects will make a difference
• "drifting into the arena of the unwell" is the understatement of the century, marwood
• "I demand to have some booze!" yeah me too withnail
• his boots reek of flowery perfume, I'm loving this very very much
• some guy calls marwood a "ponce" and it literally puts the fear of god into him, he's like "im in danger. im going to die," like... this man is mortally terrified of any and all social interaction. incredible
• are they crying?? both of their eyes are watering? this is such an accurate portrayal of being crossfaded as fuck, how are the actors both sober right now
• the Voodoo Drug Doll Challenge™️ is so fucking funny - "these drugs are haunted" is such a hilarious premise for a dare
• marwood's terrorized silence and awkward grin at Monty's place... this is SO RELATABLE, this is me in most conversations with new people
• "firm young carrot" monty?? monty. also marwood and withnail grow geraniums, i hope that isn't a lie because it's adorable
• "throw yourself into the road, darling" got me, imagine that you're just chilling and a plastered guy in a car drives by and screams that at you
• CHILD PISS??? 💀 WITHNAIL PLEASE
• "if I don't get aspirin I shall die here on this fucking mountainside" you're such a drama queen withnail!!!!
• marwood approaching the problem "scientifically" is such a Doctor thing to do, I'm proud
• marwood walking through the countryside is Very Aesthetic
• "there's a man on the mountain. why he's up there, fuck knows" made me laugh, marwood is amazing
• withnail's desperate "are you the farmer" followed by marwood's "of course he's the fucking farmer" - they're married, your honor
• THE BAGS ON HIS FEET
• "how can we make it die" is so funny to me, they're both so timid when it comes to confrontation
• "never point guns at people, extremely dangerous" okay Doctor
• a BULL? a horny bull trying to kill marwood?? more likely than you think
• this man literally has dead eels in his pants. showstopping.
• both marwood AND withnail are neurotic, withnail is like "that man had eels. therefore, he's going to come to our house and kill us in the night, and I need a shotgun for protection"
• "one bed" trope really carrying some weight, I love this
• "MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT"
• marwood's terrified grin makes me sad actually because I've been """flirted with""" like this and it's so scary, both me and marwood are very non-confrontational - I think this is a good movie for talking about consent and "soft no's"
• "we want the finest wines available to humanity" I love them, this reminds me of Black Books 💕
• monty, shut up challenge - marwood doesn't deserve this, I feel so bad, it's actual harassment, you can see how angry and uncomfortable he is
• this assault scene is... Distressing - I feel pity for everyone in this movie but simultaneously feel like I shouldn't, im so conflicted
• WITHNAIL NO
• withnail....... my disappointment is boundless, please stop being such a moron ❤
• one last mental breakdown for marwood, as a treat
• mmmmm, that ending line...
Okay - I really really liked this movie. It's so pretty at times, and funny, and cozy. I feel bad that Marwood is getting harassed though ;-; that really sucks. At least he got the happy ending...
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