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explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Heavily rooted in misogyny that when depicting the seven deadly sins, lust is almost always depicted as being a scantily clad and slutty woman, a temptress. Lust is best represented by a predatory man who doesn’t fit the beauty standards set by other men, who responds to this insecurity by harboring gross and selfish tendencies designed to push others away. He treats women like objects, pushes through boundaries, does not respect consent, and has no limit to what he’s willing to do to satisfy his desire, whether that’s assaulting a woman, a child, or a dog. That’s the deadly sin of lust

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself