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sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I will never understand why someone’s first instinct is to harm an animal. We are supposed to be the species that has thoughts and morals and yet we behave just like animals too.

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me