Non-Americans: *takes deep breath*
Non-Americans: Wow, do Americans know -
Americans: yes, we’re in capitalistic hell, we know, we hate it so much, everything is complete shit, we have shitty capitalistic healthcare and capitalistic education, everything in America is fucking racist, we hate it so fucking much, and our government is completely fucked and corrupt, WE KNOW, every day is a living nightmare and gets progressively worse, we KNOW, America sucks fucking ass, ok we know, we get it, AMERICA SUCKS. WE GET IT.
Do you know-
*plants hands on shoulders and makes intense eye contact* Yes.





























