Je suis le véritable père Duchesne, foutre!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

I don't think I am able to earn forgiveness by you or anyone else that I sent to the guillotine. I have too many sins.

I beg you pardon?

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

…Hebert. It is quite nice to see another fellow cordelier again. Welcome.

...I see you still as boisterous as ever, don't you, Danton? Do not worry, as long as you keep that big mouth of yours under control, you have no reason to fear my writings.

He shrugs, directing his focus to the other two instead.

Meanwhile, Danton let out a hearty laugh.

Pff! When have I ever feared even for a second your writings? I was merely hoping they’d muse me a bit!

And just like that, Danton gave Hebert a playful shake... which promptly made Marat pull away, crossing his arms in a huff.

Alright, alright! Try not to be so brutish with Hébert!

But truly, I’m glad to see new faces each time. It’s been… a little lonely, I suppose.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

…Hebert. It is quite nice to see another fellow cordelier again. Welcome.

...I see you still as boisterous as ever, don't you, Danton? Do not worry, as long as you keep that big mouth of yours under control, you have no reason to fear my writings.

He shrugs, directing his focus to the other two instead.

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.