The One and Only Percy Swing!

Paramount just dropped Owen Dennis's (creator of Infinity Train) new Among Us show with no fanfare or marketing.

raw talent this. gifted child that. rare genius another. it was the year 1892, deep within the heart of Liverpool. i was one of those unimaginative children with cooked incompetence. my brain was so smooth you could compare it to a quantum stabilized atom mirror, except it was way less useful to anybody. that's why i was kept in a shed and drip-fed molasses like a hamster. but i became useful as i would run the grain mill, i would walk the wheel reaching for the tea on the stick but never getting any closer. my name was Ziggy Zonglefong the Daft Tomnoddy, and intelligence, much like my own existence, was a complete afterthought to me. i chewed parchment and spat the cud onto the mirror and poked holes into the wet globs and watched it dry like the ink on my skin telling me how many years passed, only to break it off and chew it again. i would hit my skull against the walls only to laugh at the absurdity. that was my entertainment. i didn't get a standing ovation for the sheer condensed ignorance of it all. instead i got thrown into a vat of acid and my bones were ground up to make cheese that was sold for 2 pesos out of a guy's garage on Craigslist. his name? Richard Nixon.

I would do anything for you to draw Emo Philips ,,