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they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

your email means nothing to me

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.