Just doing my thing,,,,,

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

my art NEEDS to get bloodier, more grotesque in 2026

YOUR art needs to get bloodier and more grotesque in 2026 🫵

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

we play Skyrim on the work computer we have a shared save and our characters name is the full name of our boss, who does not know about this

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

[Image ID: a photo of a handful of small pebbles and sea glass pieces lying flat on top of a person's hand. Each one has a fittingly small simplistic cat painted on it. End ID.]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

(overly forward and sexually charged green alien with limited understanding of human anatomy voice) put those big tits in my ass, motherfucker