cant afford my price

bro we are in a parasocial relationship. i have no idea you exist bro. bro you are forming a connection with an illusory idea of me now bro. you are constructing a false picture of my personality based on my online persona. you are sending me messages now and i am leaving you on read. dont stop bro……. bro.. 

Illegalize gay marriage again for Shane Dawson

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

remember when melody told leorio that his heartbeat sounded like lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to and it was very soothing

Hm just because i study greece i am in the wrong?

Wow a dick joke? You have stooped so low to a dick joke? A very old and unused one, may i add. I have never heard of it and i am glad i didn’t until now. You’re very immature, Excerebrose.

this dude the row in front of me in math class is browsing twitter and got hentai on his dash, saw the Wendy’s mascot with giant tits. it’s hard to balance taking notes and waiting for this guy to scroll past porn and be able to take a pic of it in time

he has since launched warframe and gone on armor games

sign that says “you must be at least this funny to comment on my post”