"Dead Men Tell No Tales" kinda falls apart in most fantasy worlds
Like yeah no actually most of the tales I hear came from dead men. Give them the opportunity to speak and oh my god they don't shut up.
"Hast thou heard mine imitation of the King?" "Did I tell thee I host a public discourse, akin to a broadcast of voices?" Like yes oh my god Grungir the destroyer just told me the exact same thing. And his father before him, and his father before him.















