everything will be ok

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

Say what you will about Primate (2025)'s writing or plausibility, the use of practical effects over CGI was not lost on me. While it was obvious the ape wasn't real, you still felt like SOMETHING was actually there and the actors weren't just blindly reacting to tennis balls on sticks. What a huge difference that makes.

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

sam reich just created purgatory

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

should’ve known it was AI slop from this tbh

Obsession (2026) dares to ask the question: Is it okay to read a passage of your hansel and gretel incest fic out loud at the social?

i’m not a nikki freeman apologist because nikki freeman did nothing wrong what would she have to apologize for

"mikes gonna hear good luck babe in 40 years and lose his mind" "mikes gonna hear conan gray in 40 years and go crazy" mike is gonna watch dead poets society like a week after will leaves hawkins and in a fit of insanity is going to fly to new york and show up at his door unannounced like the messy gay disaster that he is

you know who

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

fantasy novel about a village of humans living in a standard vaguely medieval fantasy setting who awake one day to find a massive hedge of thorns has sprung up overnight, which acts as a gateway to the fae realm. although they find this land to be treacherous and full of hostile inhabitants when they travel through, they must enter to bring back food and other necessities, as their own crops have begun failing and the local forest has been partially cut off by the hedge of thorns. a human who has grown up in the fae realm and learned all the tricks needed to survive there teaches them how to efficiently travel back and forth undetected, but they begin to suspect he has ulterior motives. this is billed as a retelling but doesn't mention any specific fairy tales or public domain stories and only if you've watched the right movies over and over as a child would you know that what it is retelling is 2006 dreamworks animated film over the hedge

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.