My Life In The Bell Jar

Your future self is talking shit about you

Each cat should have a warm crib …

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

If you see an old person looking at you in a public place, they might be a time-traveling you from the future getting ready to witness an important event in your life.

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

I mean… yeah

“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”

It literally makes no sense to resist changing the date of Australia day. There are two sides. To one: it’s a date chosen to celebrate the start of an invasion. The other side: it’s just a date where people have a BBQ and some beer, see some fireworks, celebrate the country they live in. Now why can’t you do that a different date? What does the other side lose by being considerate to the other? Answer: nothing. Australia Day’s date has changed before. Why not this time think about the historical date it falls under and make it inclusive of all Australians?