Pepper's crossing

YES.

You guys want a Wii U? You guys gon’ get a Wii U.

Or

one of you. Because I’m fortunate enough to own two of these babies but hell man what am I gonna do with two. I already have plenty of blunt objects in the event of dumbfuckery, and while it would be fun swinging it around, I’d rather not soil it.

No but let’s be real here you go brand new console god I love you guys jUST y’know there’s rules and stuff involved

I’m sorry I can’t be professional to save my dick here we go

Reblog as many times as you like. Tumblr only counts one.

Likes don’t count, but you can like for reference if ya want. It won’t disqualify you.

You don’t need to be following me. Just do it if you want to, loves.

I ship internationally. The console, however, is North American. Pretty sure it might be region locked.

Keep your ask boxes open. Gotta give me your address if you win!

okay so my batch of unwanted villagers is p attractive like. 

I DON’T HAVE A WII U