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My friend built a hotel in the middle of a jungle where an abandoned school once stood. For some odd reason, there were a lot of huge, ivory bathtubs everywhere and the guests had butlers who were the zodiac signs, except for one. That one butler had my parents hidden in a room, sedated (?). After that, I summoned Sagittarius -a cute, fluffy worm- and jumped on a water slide that ended in the ocean.

this is actually some experience if you hella drunk

I was at home.

if we are talking about my friend's shituation, change 'i' to 'my dad'.