when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

I wonder when The Fray was writing “How to Save a Life” they knew that it would be used in every hospital/doctor TV series ever at some point.

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

no one does

I just need to work for them tbh 

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

Ben and jerrys is amazing I love working there but only the workers in Vermont get the three pints and I make my state's minimum wage (9.47).

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

👏🏼👏🏼☝🏼️☝🏼️☝🏼️👉🏼

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

How dare you

level of language obsession: i get jealous of native speakers for being native speakers

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also it’s only illegal in 5 states. It ain’t the US flag.

Can we appreciate how he censored "dumb" but not "fuck"? lol

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.