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It's not a gun, it's a vibrator

One of my kindergarteners trying to explain away the stick he was using to shoot people with

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I enjoy a man who supports the cardigan

My friend talking about one of our hot professors who was wearing a cardigan

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“My brain is out of light”

- One of my kindergarteners explaining why he misbehaved

“There’s a frog in my butt”

- One of my preschoolers after farting

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I needed her to show me where my bed was before I got molested by a coyote

My friend talking about her drunken night

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Just your moustache and your daddy-like features

My friend talking to her boyfriend

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I know we all sing like beautiful Adele, but here's the thing... uh no

My teacher trying to encourage people to sing in class

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I think noodles could solve all the worlds problems

My sister at East Side Marios

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My sister playing the piano with her boyfriend: Oh no we messed up!

My Grandma: That’s okay. We don’t expect perfection.

My Oma (looking at my grandma like she’s crazy): Yes we do

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She has a stick shoved so far up her ass that we would need the military to get it out

A classmate after finding out our GA graded harder than the other one

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Here's some spirit gum and a backup moustache just in case things get crazy

Drama teacher before a performance

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I will slap your man boobs so fucking hard they fall off!

Not sure where this cam from

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Why would you waste Crest 3D White toothpaste on a towel?

Heard while walking down the hallway at school

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Have you ever been slapped by a tortilla?

A friend during lunch in high school

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