I Am The Crocodile Man

Longing.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[Image ID: A gif of Pusheen sitting on top of some flan on a plate. As the flan bounces up and down, so does Pusheen. They are against a light purple background, with white sparkles getting bigger and smaller above Pusheen's head. /end ID]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

They should invent a not being exhausted

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

Life is still hard but I'm stubbornly filling it with things that make me happy.

ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

welcome to my blog im annoying

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”