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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

So is the vampire curse an actual curse or is this a dead body being possessed by a demon because the solution to your problem depends on that

Look I know I’m the pest control guy but I need to know what I’m working with here. If it’s demonic possession I can start spraying but if it’s a curse then I’m committing murder and I don’t want that on my record.

Have you tried holy water? No I don’t know which holy water will work best. You don’t seem to know who or what turned her into a vampire. The garlic thing only works on the demonic type. Could be your solution. Let me take a look.

Mrs. Johnson these are just normal bats. The vampire wouldn’t be sleeping up here. No I’m not denying your vampire problem ma’am. I’m saying you also have a bat problem. Ow with the- can you please back off? We’re dealing with a bat infestation now. Mrs. Johnson stop screaming she’s walking away for now. That was the vampire, yes. Well she seems to understand that we have bigger problems right now so it’s probably just a curse. No, holy water won’t work. Pass the flashlight. Thanks.