Orange is the New Black characters as vines
Carol and Barb: Hey everybody, today my sister pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put her down. The benefits of killing her would be: I would get pushed way less.
Taystee: So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties,
Lorna: NICKY IS THAT A WEED
Nicky: No, this is a crayon-
Lorna: I’M CALLING THE POLICE
Red: Look at all those chickens
Pennsatucky: I saw you hanging out with Boo yesterday
Linda: P-Pennsatucky it’s not what you think
Pennsatucky: *cocks gun* I WON’T HESITATE BITCH
Frieda: We all die, it’s either kill yourself or get killed. *dancing* Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do?
Aleida: Okay, you know what, you’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Daya: *climbing on fridge* This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Nicky: How much money do you have?
Nicky: AYE you know what that means
Luschek: *tearing up* I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget
Cal: I thought you were American
Piscatella: You know what? I’m about to say it
Piscatella: I don’t care that you broke your elbow
Pornstache: Miss Tricia? Miss Tricia? Miss Tricia? Oh my fucking god she fucking dead
Poussey: Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!
Vee: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?
Red: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!
Badison: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He’s dumb and he’s a coward, and I’m NOT A COWARD
Cindy: I’m washing me and my clothes, bitch, I’m washing me and my clothes
Pennsatucky: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WERE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Leanne: *snorting a line of cocaine*
Pennsatucky: KUMBAYAAA MY LORD
Big Boo: Son, you’re getting to that age. I think it’s time you learned how to destroy that pussy
Nicky: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Red?
Maritza: And they were roommates
Flaca: Oh my god they were roommates
Poussey: *pouring mouthwash* SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Alex: Hey babe, happy one year
Blanca: So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-kansas? AMERICA EXPLAIN
Suzanne: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Gloria: You’re not my dad! Grow some hair or something, ugly ass noodle head
Flaca: Bro I had a dream we fucked
Maritza: Bro it’s just a dream
Flaca: I’m not gay, I wouldn’t fuck you
Flaca: I mean, unless you want to
Cindy: I love living here, we just like have a lot of laughs *later* Fuck off Lorna, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower
Caputo: So no head? *smashes phone*
Nicky: What are you, fucking gay?
Nicky: Got diagnosed with Cool Guy Syndrome yesterday, so now I take Aderall, haha
Daya: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aleida: You spilled- lipstick in my Valentino white-
Maria: Hi, my name is failure, and you’re watching my life crumble into pieces