A Sweet And Loving Place To Rest Her Heart

I don’t believe in luck. Why not? Well, I don’t know if it’s God or Lady Luck, but… They give people like us a raw deal, so they can kick rocks, you know?

Greta looking at Carson | 1.04 - Switch Hitter

and a little bonus:

the pizza date

I feel like I’m screwing up my entire life… and I don’t know why. Everything that I have always wanted, no… But I’m not stopping because… it feels good.

Okay. Come with me.

I was thinking, maybe we could try, um, I don’t know, to be just friends? Friends can mean a lot of different things. Yeah. like, so many. In this case, I think, maybe, just like, real friends. Like this. So we can talk about stuff. And then we wouldn’t do anything else. Things that friends don’t usually do.

Jason Mendoza, the loud-mouthed dimwit whose idea of hell was a world where he was forced to be quiet and wise, spent thousands of cycles alone in contemplation of the universe, and sat patiently until he could provide his final act of kindness to the Not-Girl he loved.

Tahani Al-Jamil, the woman who needed constant validation for her achievements and talents, decided to spend the rest of (the foreseeable) eternity by sitting in the shadows and creating the simulations that would help others become their best selves.

Michael, a demon who by nature despised all of humanity, found his happiness in becoming a human, and in learning to grow and change for the better.

Janet, the AI who had no purpose other than to fein happiness and provide for anyone’s desires without question, learned to not only love but to think and feel for herself.

And of course, Eleanor Shellstrop, the woman who needed no one, who owed nobody anything, did not ever spend her time in the good place alone, and refused to walk through the gate until she made sure that everyone else she knew was happy first.

happy national coming out day! (oct. 11th, 2021)

Greta, hi, I just wanted… Um, to come in ‘cause I found, um, a rash… on me. And if you could come and look at it, that would be great.