pee on men 2020

The amount of men in their 20s that dont want a relationship because theyre delusionally focused on their grind… like im not mad bc it cant be helped but it really is a delusion they have like youre not gonna be a genius billionaire with access to hundreds of bad bitches if you keep that attitude up no woman will ever be good enough for you and you will be old and lonely and if you hurt enough women in this lifetime you will be reborn as a woman back onto this stupid hell plane. Like whats not clicking. Just treat the girls that like you enough to suck your dick without complaining like the queens they are before you get old and have to pay for it.

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

the fuck is a fast reblog

Girls should look at me disrespectfully, possibly lustfully

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

Most people don't have hairdressers. Even so; you should trust the items you buy from the store to not be full of formaldehyde. This is not the lession you should be taking away from this.

Straight women are y'all okay? Blink twice if the men are keeping you hostage!

men be like the absolute most important aspect of feminism is giving 18 year old girls the freedom to sell porn online 

What if the child chose to work in the sweatshop

I don't know what faux-intersectionalist needs to hear this, but a white woman is still a woman, a bourgeois woman is still a woman, a het woman is still a woman, etc. I don't know why the left has begun to treat womanhood as if it's not a sufficient social class structure in and of itself, as if misogyny ceases to exist when detached from racism, homophobia, classism, etc., but this is just piss-poor class analysis with no material basis, not "intersectionality"

"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

Fun fact: editing out the whole man and replacing him with Tig Notaro is the correct response to almost anything

Girl let’s get misinformed together through Instagram infographics ❤️