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reminder to the world that everyone (except people with aphallia, or those who had theirs removed!) has a phallus, whether you call it a clitoris or a penis or any other name. it came free with your fetal development!

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chucktaylorupset

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

wantonlywindswept

does it look like this

chucktaylorupset

i was picturing this as after a successful writing jaunt but this is so much darker

deaths-accountant

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

theehorsepusssy

Hates monday

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cognitohazardous

itseasytoremember

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

vertigris-art

Hot Summer Days 💦

threedollarsdotcom

you cant get anywhere by bottling it up. when youre around people who really do care, you have to let yourself open up or no one will ever know. you deserve better than praying for scraps be genuine or die

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kosmogrl

64mpg

we could have been free. microsoft teams

lokaror

i eat your grandads clothes

whitemacklemore

Macklemoth

good-to-drive

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

defectivegembrain

In another life I would have loved being just as weird with you all on some obscure forum with little to no moderation

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tlirsgender

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

tlirsgender

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

tlirsgender

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

val-ritz

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

fuckyeahmineralogy

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

thegreenpea

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

ego-tempestas

honestly even just in terms of coolness, I’ve always found lab-grown diamonds to be way cooler than “natural” ones.

an artificial diamond is a testament to human progress and innovation, the fact that we are able to recreate the conditions down in the deepest parts of the earth’s crust, and bend carbon to our will to create one of the hardest substances we know of just to look pretty, because we feel like it. its existence is proof of humanity’s triumphs, of a mastery over the world which we would have thought to be magic perhaps even a century ago.

a natural diamond is some fucking rock they found in the ground, boring, who cares. it’s way worse given that it’s probably taken multiple lives, and many more arms and fingers to dig out of the ground, by an extremely exploitative industry but it’s still just a fucking rock.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

autismfox

Graffiti is modern day cave painting

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