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like, I do have a lot of tf spells, as any evil villainess with a magic subtheme should. I'm actually really proud of my "tf spell that doesn't seem to work at first and then gradually transforms you over the next 24 hours with specific parts of you transforming just in time for you to hide them from everyone around you". It puts in a lot of good work. Of course I have a full pile of "temporary spells that make it harder to dodge attacks but don't fully make it impossible, thus forcing you to stop firing and just dodge my bullet pattern for fifteen seconds". And then of course also the "literally just turns your outfit into a dress" tf spell. As well as its complement the "turns you into a girl but doesn't change your outfit" tf spell. I've been working on giving them elaborate sequences since poof magic is so last age. But the fine red mist tf spell is truly a masterpiece. It's like getting hit by a car but magic.

I had this friend once who had a kink for government collection of demographic information. I never knew what he was on about, until one day I came to my census

i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny

I wanna sit on someone’s lap and make them drink a whole two liter, feeling their belly start to swell and slosh with the soda bloating them, needing to take breaks more often to burp and try to make more room until there’s more liquid than air filling them up

Posts that are funnier as a feedist

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

that you got comfortable with

@funnier-as-a-feedist

Posts that are more profound as a feedist

It's 2026 and i haven't seen anyone come up with a way to get the human body to curl up in a little comfy circle like a cat or a dog why don't we have the technology where i can look like this ⚫ like what are we even doing anymore