IDK what to put here

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them

Nucksmemes is might genuinely be the most interesting hockey personality in the business right now. He's so committed to this team. He got a Quinn Hughes tattoo on his ass right before Quinn Hughes got traded and USA won gold. He has a whole room dedicated to Canucks merch which he mainly uses to communicate despair over how much we suck. He has the most intense reactions that are still believable because aside from shouting (happy) and shouting (angry) he'll also go on instagram spirals about being a chud with no future and a losing team and breaking no contact with his ex if Vegas wins the cup because beyond seeing the Canucks win he lives to see Vegas lose. He's on a podcast with people he says he hates and he crashes out on them every episode when he gets spoken over. He's gone through all this and he lives in Ottawa he's never lived in Vancouver he chose all of this for himself. But does he ever complain? Yes, that's most of what he does, interspaced with him affirming that he loves this team and will never change.

fully convinced every goldeneyes has cut the phone lines and locked themselves in the bathroom with a shotgun. jenn gardiner is completely off the grid.

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

some of you guys are reblogging this post and the Some Guy youre talking about is sidney crosby. respectfully that is not Some Guy. thats sidney crosby. youre not appreciating the spirit of Some Guy

being bisexual in vancouver just means both the goldeneyes and the canucks will let you down