i love thorbruce!!!! 

thor has an atrocious sense of midgardian style as we all know,, and bruce is pretty decent y’know,, and okay so one day thor is on Laundry Duty but he forgets and bruce is like “thor,, all my pants are dirty what am i supposed to wear” and thor’s like “well. you could wear my rainbow sweatpants” and so thor has a pair of ugly as hell rainbow sweatpants and bruce and thor show up to walmart, thor dressed as ridiculously as usual and bruce in rainbow sweatpants but a regular t-shirt and hoodie and a hat and sunglasses on and ppl are like “what. hang on,,, what the fuck” 

also they’re holding hands for this and naturally some pictures of them get out and all the nerdy cishet boys who idolize the avengers are like “well maybe dr banner was about to hulk out and thor was trying to you know calm him down. being a good bro you know. no homo there” and anyway thor managed to get a twitter somehow (probably peter) and he barely posts bc he doesn’t Get twitter but later that day he posts “we forgot eggs at the store” and then 2 hours later he says “i don’t understand twitter i meant to text that to my boyfriend” and so of course like. dots are Connected,,, 

then when he figures out how to tweet he discovers Pride Flags and he posts a picture of the pan pride flag and bruce is in the background and then Everyone Knows For Sure. and the nerdy cishet boys are like “what the fuck. canceled” but all the queer ppl who idolize the avengers are having a GREAT DAY 

just in general please picture the two of them looking ridiculous as fuck and holding hands and pictures cropping up on the internet like “are we sure this is even thor and the hulk???” buzzfeed posts a whole fucking listicle with 17 different angles of this same picture like “which thor x the hulk picture are you.” imagine the internet during this. please

DEPRESSION

And I can’t stop

2018: Sure