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my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything
rainbow road is so hard bc it symbolizes the struggle of the lgbt+ community. in this essay i will be-
What do you think of the thor/bruce pairing? If you like it, do you think you could write some headcanons or something for them?
i love thorbruce!!!!
thor has an atrocious sense of midgardian style as we all know,, and bruce is pretty decent y’know,, and okay so one day thor is on Laundry Duty but he forgets and bruce is like “thor,, all my pants are dirty what am i supposed to wear” and thor’s like “well. you could wear my rainbow sweatpants” and so thor has a pair of ugly as hell rainbow sweatpants and bruce and thor show up to walmart, thor dressed as ridiculously as usual and bruce in rainbow sweatpants but a regular t-shirt and hoodie and a hat and sunglasses on and ppl are like “what. hang on,,, what the fuck”
also they’re holding hands for this and naturally some pictures of them get out and all the nerdy cishet boys who idolize the avengers are like “well maybe dr banner was about to hulk out and thor was trying to you know calm him down. being a good bro you know. no homo there” and anyway thor managed to get a twitter somehow (probably peter) and he barely posts bc he doesn’t Get twitter but later that day he posts “we forgot eggs at the store” and then 2 hours later he says “i don’t understand twitter i meant to text that to my boyfriend” and so of course like. dots are Connected,,,
then when he figures out how to tweet he discovers Pride Flags and he posts a picture of the pan pride flag and bruce is in the background and then Everyone Knows For Sure. and the nerdy cishet boys are like “what the fuck. canceled” but all the queer ppl who idolize the avengers are having a GREAT DAY
just in general please picture the two of them looking ridiculous as fuck and holding hands and pictures cropping up on the internet like “are we sure this is even thor and the hulk???” buzzfeed posts a whole fucking listicle with 17 different angles of this same picture like “which thor x the hulk picture are you.” imagine the internet during this. please
thor is the greatest hugger in the world which is y’know not even a headcanon this is #confirmed material for sure but bruce is working on something sciency and thor comes up from the outside (the neighbor’s cat got into their yard somehow and thor was playing with it) and he wraps his arms around bruce from behind and looks at what he’s working on and goes “ooh that looks interesting” and bruce is still not used to the fact that thor is like. extremely well-versed in scientific concepts despite not knowing how to fucking text or dress like a proper person, bc come on. look at thor, that adorable fuck, and say he looks like a science man. but anyway bruce tells him a little about it and thor draws him away over to the couch and they lean against each other and watch tv for a while
Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?
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dont think i didnt fucking notice that instagram video in your vine compilation. im here for 6 second chunks of content and anything longer than that feels deeply, deeply wrong
Gay culture is not a single gay watching la la land
new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.
In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

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being in love? dating someone? LOVE the concepts, would be on completely on board. too bad it’s just not realistic. what a shame
Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
I highkey want to be that mysterious bitch.., that cryptid friend,,.. but I have
DEPRESSION
And I can’t stop
OVER-SHARING

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who am i
lets go to the beach beach
… ninki minjaj
Me: Hey I lost 2017 could I make an announcement?
2018: Sure
Me, leaning into the microphone: Goodbye you fucking piece of shit